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Chuck Norris Joke #162

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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2014-04-17 09:44:09

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Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 03:50:11

Chuck Norris stared at the sun, and blinded it.

ninja

2011-10-23 14:17:34

Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

LOL

2011-02-09 08:31:37

lol...just lol
IMA SLAP YO BITCHES TITZ UNTILL DEY ARE BLACK AND BLUE YO HEAR ME BITCH?!!?

Chuck Norris

2011-01-18 17:29:31

you can't kill chuck norris only chuck norris can kill chuck norris and chuck norris wouldn't dare

Tate

2010-11-24 17:19:36

Damn it I ment Norris

Tate

2010-11-24 17:18:17

Their once was two moons until chuck notes roundhouse kicked the first one and made it the sun

DuckMorris

2010-11-24 15:49:20

The reason Chuck Norris isn't dead yet is because when Death came 2 claim him, he roundhouse kiicked it back 2 his mind.

SGT. Sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:15:40

The "Chucky movies" are called "Child's Play" dumbass.

andre

2009-06-05 21:29:43

chuck norris dont dodge bullets.. bullets dodge chuck norris

Nothing

2009-06-05 20:39:07

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Ethan

2008-01-09 19:31:59

Chuck norris shot john lennon because he wanted world peace. Where there is Chuck Norris there is no peace.

The Chucky movies were based off Chuck Norris when he was a child.

Domorato

2007-10-26 17:48:25

my Gaydar was fine until i saw Jose's comment, now i can't turn it off

Josh L.

2007-05-16 14:35:14

What in the world?

Jzo

2007-03-08 05:39:09

Chuck Norris hates cary williams

tony

2006-10-13 08:32:09

here's a great solution for all our environmental problems