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Chuck Norris Joke #16

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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2012-11-01 17:50:44

chuck norris likes to eat pee and drink poop. owned....


2010-11-27 23:28:38

Chuck norris can pee his name in concrete

Chuck Norris

2008-08-05 16:39:15

If the real Chuck Norris saw this joke, he'd roundhouse kick you in the jaw.

banana slug

2007-10-30 15:15:48


-banana slug