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Chuck Norris Joke #159

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Rabbouni

2012-01-03 02:04:52

The reason why the sun sets everyday is because the sun can resist the presence of Chuck Norris longer.

Chase and Tristan

2011-10-07 17:24:35

Chuck norris invented red bull, he peed in a can

Chase

2011-10-07 17:23:50

everytime a new president is elected they must ask chuck's permission to live in the white house

chuck norrises chin[3rd fist]

2011-10-07 17:22:19

chuck norrises only vulnerability is another chuck norris

chuck norrises right leg

2011-10-07 17:19:25

Champions...the breakfast of chuck norris

Chase

2011-10-07 17:16:50

there is no such thing as global warmin chuck norris just turned up the sun

weezanator55

2011-07-19 10:34:15

when chuck norris does a push up he doesnt go up the world goes down

Halo

2011-07-06 01:11:01

What happened when chuck norris....
Stepped on his bannana?
It didnt matter chuck norris doesnt fall!

Dylan

2011-04-09 11:41:11

guns dont kill people chuck norris kills people

Dylan

2011-04-09 11:39:51

Chuck Norris's dog picks up its own crap because Chuck Norris dont take crap nobody

Michael cross/ Miguel

2010-11-22 18:21:48

If you say Chuck Norris three times in a mirror he will appear and roundhouse kick you in the face.

( don't do this for it will result in death)

nick

2010-08-07 19:02:18

Chuck norris counted to infiniti......twice.

JT

2009-11-12 13:21:46

Chuck Norris counted to infiniti--twice

Mark

2009-03-04 14:08:37

Overqualified....


....in all aspects imaginable

asdada

2007-10-25 11:22:52

the term "one man army" came from Chuck Norris

Peter Werner

2007-10-18 07:25:06

hahahaha

Chuck Norris

2007-08-09 11:37:27

how do you know these things?

adf

2007-04-04 20:04:28

Chuck norris eats pop-eyes for breakfast

Daniel

2007-04-01 19:18:57

Chuck Norris once ate a meat pie. It died miserably