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Chuck Norris Joke #158

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-07-11 16:07:21

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2014-07-11 16:07:20

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2014-07-11 16:07:19

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I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-15 16:14:54

Who likes Chuck Norris

Grace Topaz

2012-04-21 12:48:14

chuck norriss' shadow once came to life, it is now known as batman

b

2011-05-31 08:10:53

Chuck Norris creates a universe every time he farts.

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 17:07:42

i know chuck norris's real name it's carlos ray true fact

haha

2010-09-09 17:09:05

chuck norris can count to infinity
chuck norris can slam a revolving door

BahaNinja

2010-03-06 11:01:37

1)chuck norris isnt chuck norris' real name nobody knows it not even his parents aqnd theyt named him 2)He has a night light but not cuz hes afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of him

jim

2009-12-06 10:43:01

chuck norris calender goes from march 31 to april 2 nobody fools chuck norris

The_reaper

2009-12-06 10:11:26

yeah, it's dumbest i've heard

meow

2008-05-09 11:13:05

dude...