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Chuck Norris Joke #157

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

tofu

2012-10-03 15:44:44

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 100 people... and then it exploded.

casta

2012-02-11 18:51:59

it was good exept the comments wernt that good

FrAnKo

2011-10-25 12:55:04

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in...

Free style

2011-10-01 20:37:14

If you wanna watch a scary movie look at a picture of chuck norris

Lolz

2011-08-16 16:50:46

Chuck borned in the house he made himself.

Lolz

2011-08-16 16:49:47

Chuck Norris borned 5 seconds earlier than his father

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 18:53:35

Any body who has seen all the alien or predator movies would know that ben is the funniest dude EVER!

Ben

2009-11-18 14:44:00

One of the scenes, sorry

Ben

2009-11-18 14:43:17

Chuck Norris was born prematurely. This had nothing to do with medical error, he was just bored from sitting around all day. This event was the inspiration for on of the scenes in the movie Alien.

Ely

2009-11-18 14:16:02

in Chuck Norris' house, bananas grow without rinds.

banana slug

2007-10-26 17:45:56

wait i meant like ME, sorry

-banana slug

razzle

2007-10-23 19:41:44

wazza

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:28:24

like you