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Chuck Norris Joke #155

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Comments:

Matthew

2012-09-17 17:30:32

Chuck Norri CAN belive it's not butter

EJ

2012-08-12 10:30:34

CHUCK NORRIS WAS JUMPING ON HIS COUCH BECUS HE PUT A QUARTER IN THE CRACK AND HI DIDNT GET HIS CHOCLATE BAR HE AVENCHALY GOT IT C\N P[]

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BoB

2012-02-10 11:13:16

chuck norses hands make the speed of light jelous

BoB

2012-02-10 11:11:48

Chuck noris doesnt swim water just wants to be arround him.

BoB

2012-02-10 11:10:21

Chuck noris created rap music when hs heart started beating.

Chris

2011-12-23 19:24:38

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in

Tyler

2011-12-14 07:59:27

Chuck Norris knows the secret krabby patty formula!

DoubleShelix

2011-07-17 16:50:16

Why are people posting up the same jokes? Come up with your own.

Renbukai

2011-05-27 15:06:25

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag you he potato sacks you

mikey

2011-01-08 20:00:23

Chuck Norris's tears were a cure for cancer.....Too bad he never cried.

golden

2010-12-16 17:07:15

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass he just stands there and dares his grass to grow

Dman

2010-06-04 20:28:54

Chuck norris aloud god to rest on the seventh day

abby

2010-06-04 14:59:58

uhmmm.. wow..

Daniel

2010-03-09 05:52:25

60,000,000years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth.... THEN THERE WAS CHUCK NORRIS