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Chuck Norris Joke #154

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

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Comments:

Karry

2012-06-22 23:35:56

Chuck Norris does not masturbate. He just looks at his penis and says "Fire".!

Sielus

2012-01-24 07:35:44

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. Its alive, Its just too scared to move.

Jen-ay

2011-09-12 20:29:14

One day, Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin and then there were giraffes.

CHUCK NORRIS

2011-09-12 13:36:27

many consider Chuck Norris to tough to be called a gentlemen

dickasaurus

2011-09-11 06:48:52

Chuck Norris gave a girl a boner

dickasaurus

2011-09-11 06:40:32

Chuck Norris gave Hercules a roundhouse kick thats why his on Olympus now...

Lorstar117

2011-06-07 19:14:44

The Boogy man gets his mom to check under the bed for Chuck Norris

LOL

2011-06-07 11:16:34

A shark does not bite chuck norris, Chuck norris bites it

Lauren

2011-06-07 11:13:30

Chuck Norris used to be a nascar racer, on the biggeste race of his life, a baby carraige rolled out infront of him.... he swirved to dodge it, but crashed, amazingly the baby survived.... HE WAS THAT BABY!


---Lauren

Damn straight!

Peyton Damron

2011-06-07 07:27:42

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

LOL

2011-05-17 13:14:10

there is a badass enough weapon created, its called chuck norris himself

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:26:11

the only thing that can be named after chuck norris...is chuck norris..i will not say anything else in fear of being struck dead

pat_tron

2010-06-10 15:32:31

One day Chuck Norris ordered a whopper at McDonalds, and got it. The next day, Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at Burger King, and got it.