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Chuck Norris Joke #152

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris

2013-02-27 21:11:03

DAMN RIGHT JUAN

juan

2012-07-03 19:12:29

Chuck Norris is weak!! if he is so badass I want him to come to my house and slammed my face in the keyboarhvdjdofvbfvbhvlevffvrghfvjfvdhkc

cookie monster

2012-05-03 05:33:13

Chuck Norris won american idol using only sign laguage lol sooo funny:p

lol

2012-01-31 19:33:05

Norris*

lol

2012-01-31 19:32:30

Chuck Morris drowned the water

kaity

2011-12-25 18:28:18

was not the best joke ever i know

katiy

2011-12-25 18:26:07

chuck norriss killed a ghost and killed it when it turned into a ghost ghost and this is gonna go on for a long time so you get my point^-^

Chuck Norris

2011-11-02 11:06:01

I RULE ALL!

flargle

2011-07-07 14:33:14

Chuck Norris made the big bang

:p

2011-02-04 20:53:31

A venomous snake bit chuck norris and the snake died.

Asifa

2010-12-30 22:36:41

Chuck Norris killed the dead sea.

Yo mama

2010-11-13 19:07:18

How much wood can a Chuck Norris Chuck?

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 16:38:30

Chuck Norris never cuts grass. He stares at it and dares it to grow.

randy

2010-09-20 07:05:41

this jok sucks but my friend thinks its funny

Ewalk

2010-07-06 17:14:15

when Chuck Norris does push ups he actually pushes the earth away from him

C-Mizzle

2010-06-01 19:55:43

Chuck Norris never cuts the grass. He stares at it until the grass cuts itself.

boyet

2010-05-04 21:02:15

chuck norris can solve rubix cube instantly with a roundhouse kick

jimmy1up

2010-02-22 18:04:48

@ Brian
no, virginity was invented after chuck norris because only he can make you lose it

Itme

2009-12-24 10:15:14

Coolguys joke is crappy!!!!

Coolguy

2009-12-24 10:11:18

When chuck Norris falls in water
he does' t get wet , the water
gets chuck norrised.

Coolguy

2009-12-24 10:07:11

Crappy joke ,that gives chuck norris a bad name

adam haywood

2009-08-22 17:51:11

the power of a supernova is equal to 1CnRhK (1 chuck norris round house kick)

adam haywood

2009-08-22 17:48:39

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Stephen SantCcruz

2009-07-08 03:17:00

1 Chuck Norris sperm can repopulate the Earth. Two, will go berzerk and kill everyone. (sept for Norris)

NyN-WuN-SiX

2009-07-08 03:05:11

Bruce Lee killed himself. He didn't want to face Norris in a rematch.

Stephen SantaCruz

2009-07-08 02:54:38

If God doesn't like you, he sends you to hell, if god hates you, he sends you to Chuck Norris. A fate much worse

Brian Donnelly

2007-05-18 17:12:16

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.