Chuck Norris Joke #15
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Comments:
Chuck Norris
2012-12-13 22:54:06
Chuck Norris does not eat the food wants to go in my stomach.
Eat a momoiroi ringo-sauce
2012-08-04 19:58:42
Little known, Those three wise men are known as the Magi.
Majorly Ass-kicked Gift-givers Ignored
Ryan
2012-04-05 12:43:11
Chuck Norris had a heart attck 20 years ago...His heart just hasnt had the corage to tell him
electric banana
2011-09-27 19:39:52
haha thats the best Chuck Norris joke right there
F you that is hilarious
2011-09-09 06:54:18
F the F out of you scunts.
Geo
2011-09-08 06:53:28
It's too long. The best Chuck Norris jokes are short and to the point. Much better is this classic: "Chuck Norris and God spent 6 days creating the Earth. On the 7th day, they got into a fight. No-one's seen God, since."
Jared wilson
2011-02-18 17:37:37
That's the stupidest joke ive ever heard
Chuck Norris
2010-12-31 17:16:57
It's all true
jonnybravo
2010-11-04 16:49:14
i agree
matt
2008-03-19 11:29:18
this is the worst chuck norris joke i have ever heard