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Chuck Norris Joke #15

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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Chuck Norris

2012-12-13 22:54:06

Chuck Norris does not eat the food wants to go in my stomach.

Eat a momoiroi ringo-sauce

2012-08-04 19:58:42

Little known, Those three wise men are known as the Magi.
Majorly Ass-kicked Gift-givers Ignored

Ryan

2012-04-05 12:43:11

Chuck Norris had a heart attck 20 years ago...His heart just hasnt had the corage to tell him

electric banana

2011-09-27 19:39:52

haha thats the best Chuck Norris joke right there

F you that is hilarious

2011-09-09 06:54:18

F the F out of you scunts.

Geo

2011-09-08 06:53:28

It's too long. The best Chuck Norris jokes are short and to the point. Much better is this classic: "Chuck Norris and God spent 6 days creating the Earth. On the 7th day, they got into a fight. No-one's seen God, since."

Jared wilson

2011-02-18 17:37:37

That's the stupidest joke ive ever heard

Chuck Norris

2010-12-31 17:16:57

It's all true

jonnybravo

2010-11-04 16:49:14

i agree

matt

2008-03-19 11:29:18

this is the worst chuck norris joke i have ever heard