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Chuck Norris Joke #149

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

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2014-06-16 11:27:50

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Boomby3

2013-12-31 20:06:04

Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird

WTF BOOM

2012-11-24 18:24:10

Chuck Norris once upercutted a smurf and he made an avitar.

mjp

2012-10-03 12:31:24

Your mom is chuck Norris

teabagthedbag

2012-02-04 18:22:13

Chuck norris eats gunpowder and shits canon balls

tea bag

2012-02-04 18:20:31

Chuck norris beat a brick wall at tennis.

fnjavbnertb

2012-01-19 14:48:42

chuck norris can belive its not butter

Chuck Norris

2011-12-30 23:47:25

@edward Yes You Are

81ack5h33p

2011-06-18 22:13:44

@Bonny what the fuck

edward

2011-03-08 20:30:56

if can see chucknorris then chucknorris can see you if you can't see chucknorris you are moments a way from death

mr hotpockett

2011-01-24 15:49:14

chuck Norris can mess with the zohan

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:24:13

@ joke: so chuck makes gunpowder outta cows? NICE!

Santiago

2010-11-26 01:08:57

Hey rayychel....fuck you

bitchwhoref

2010-11-17 15:58:29

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Rayychel

2010-09-16 14:55:50

Everytime you masterbate Chuck Norris punches a Meaxican baby in the face!

Zoe

2010-08-24 18:04:18

Chuck norris doesnt get erections he is always hard.
;)

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:46:50

its chuck norris can swim through land. jesus can walk ON water(the land part) but chuck norris can swim through land(the water part) ya dont swim on water ya swim through water moron DOH!

Jessica

2010-05-31 06:03:50

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!!! Chuck Norris forever and those who think other wise will die from a roundhouse kick to the face!

Shawn

2009-06-27 16:59:29

after a long night of drinking, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down

nvjqpi

2009-04-28 17:02:18

Chuck Norris enjoys Pinatas, except they aren't filled with candy, they're filled with others fear

bonny

2008-03-01 21:01:06

cody likes big ass balls on his but hole

tom

2007-12-21 11:23:07

Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

karim

2007-04-24 08:32:20

chuck norris is black he likes cake and he is fat phat u know ebonics