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Chuck Norris Joke #147

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauronís ass halfway through the first chapter.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

koree

2011-05-30 18:51:53

thats what i meant

koree

2011-05-30 18:48:13

Newton made a 4th law : Chuck Norris' round house kick is epic and deadly.

koree

2011-05-30 18:46:10

newton made a 3rd law : Chuck Norris' round house kick is deadly .

Stevie

2011-02-06 19:51:28

The Matrix is simply just based off of one of Chuck Norris' children books.

Actually....

2011-01-12 23:46:42

Actually the joke is chuck norris was offered thenrole of frodo baggins but he declined saying only a pussy needs three movies to destroy a ring.

oh coooool

2009-04-27 13:06:24

interesting did he roundhouse kick sauron with/without the ring or really didnt care about it?

Rickaaaaay

2007-10-15 15:11:56

way to go Chuck!!!

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-07 14:11:12

wouldve made for a better movie....