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Chuck Norris Joke #146

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

samarth sinha fairview calgary 2011

2011-01-24 20:00:52

hi

Maxisman

2010-12-14 06:32:46

Chuck Norris might snap me like a twig.

rushigan

2010-12-03 13:09:43

chuck norris isnt like the grinch he didnt try to steal it he got given it

Morgan

2010-10-07 23:15:28

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

luke

2010-09-27 10:56:19

they say chuck norris did it witha female t rex=godzilla...wrong i did a t rex (female) and created idk me times 10??? woot dino style =P

blayne

2010-08-19 20:54:41

there is no such thing as the bermuda triangle but theres a such thing as chuck norris

blayne

2010-08-19 20:49:21

hahahhaaha thats funny how dinos went extinct cus they knew chuck norris was coming

Chuck hugger

2010-07-06 20:22:37

Dinosaurs went extinct because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.

Kujo

2010-05-30 05:27:24

MC Hammer found out that Chuck Norris CAN touch this

squid

2010-05-07 21:28:34

volcano=chuck norris after a bowl of chili

kevin

2010-05-02 14:44:11

when freddy crooger goes to sleep he has nightmares of chuck norris

cody

2010-03-17 17:59:41

a blind man stepped on chuck norris' shoe and chuck norris said, "do you know who i am, i'm chuck norris!" suddenly the man could see but the first and last thing he saw was chuck norris' foot doing a roundhouse kick to his face!

Andrew

2010-03-05 22:29:59

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Cameron

2008-01-18 18:39:32

Elmia Earnhart did not disappear, Chuck Norris just got hungry as a baby, teleported to her plane and devoured her whole.

sam

2007-12-20 07:27:11

Chuck Norris is a freaking pansy. He has no life and no muscles. He needs to die. Mac Grant is way better

Keith Johnson

2007-09-25 10:39:19

Chuck Norris was once walking in the woods when he was confronted by a bear who wanted to eat him all Chuck did was show the bear his fist and the bear started to eat him self.

Lord X

2007-09-12 20:49:37

Chuck beat his own path. Nobody followed.