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Chuck Norris Joke #145

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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McElla

2011-11-06 18:32:22

thats funny stuff right there

Treadmill Traci

2011-09-22 12:08:40

Chuck Norris can speak Brail.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account; he's already following you.

Chuck Norris invented the internet as a way to make sure the whole world fears him at all times.

nathan

2010-12-11 08:23:25

you do not search for chuck norris searches for you

shellby

2010-03-03 19:22:37

chuck norris can round house kick a fart right up your ass

Slater

2009-10-23 06:21:23

There is no such thing is gay guys its just a guy who has never met Chuck Norris

john allande

2008-11-14 13:23:05

the joke was good, but it was too long to make it funny

Jack

2008-10-20 16:00:43

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a big mac. He got it.

tobin

2008-02-08 19:37:56

jesus may walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

vernon

2007-10-16 09:49:21

chuck norris doesnt need 299 extra men to hold back the persian army. just himself (300)