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Chuck Norris Joke #143

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Richard

2013-02-26 10:41:32

That white light at the end of the tunnel? That`s the headlights of Chuck Norris' Cherooke, because he's just waiting for you to come out...

Ashley Brasefield

2012-03-09 13:33:58

Chuck Norris can cut a knife in half with butter -Ashley Brasefield

Little Hiawata

2011-09-25 12:13:30

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f**k down!!

theninjabehindyou

2011-06-06 13:04:58

Chuck Norris can paint a man black and blue with only his fist.

chente

2011-05-27 17:38:16

thats funny

chente

2011-05-27 17:38:00

thats funny

John Michael G. Banaag

2011-01-09 03:48:23

Chuck Norris made his own infinity pool without an edge

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:54:09

wrong wolfgang derlin. you have to type in "find chuck norris" then press the i'm feeling lucky link. its actually a separate link that google rented out to the website creator which you'll see by the web address at the top of that page.

wolfgang derlin

2010-04-27 12:54:36

if you go on google and tipe in chuck noris it will say you do not find chuck noris, chuck noris finds you!!!!

Mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:39:21

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anyone who says a bad Chuck Norris joke... OW!!! That hurt Chuck Norris... OW!!! He realy does kick hard... *thump*
P.S. the one who did this joke is dead...
-sincerely
The one who Will kill you...
Chuck

mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:34:44

Chuck Norris can poke a crater in the ground by poking a globe...

Mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:33:01

Chuck Norris beat the crap out of himself without getting hurt...

mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:30:55

Chuck Norris found a way to contact aliens... He just roundhouse kicked any space between him and them away...

Mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:28:54

Chuck Norris gaines 5$ every time someone dies... Because he owns everyones soul... And if someone disagrees with him he roundhouse kicks your soul out to show you the tag thats connected to your soul that says Chuck Norris on it....

Mr. huckachaboop

2010-02-24 10:25:42

Chuck Norris can catch water on fire

Sweeve

2010-02-11 13:25:10

My own norris joke - Chuck Norris was once on "Who wants to be a millionaire, Regis began to ask him one question, stopped halfway, then preceeded to give him ten million dollars and his own wallet.

Mark

2009-09-19 09:39:18

Chuck Norris never actually does push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

Mark

2009-09-19 09:37:15

Chuck Norris lives vicariously through himself.

NINA

2009-07-13 13:18:14

chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom

sean

2009-05-07 09:42:01

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

sean

2009-05-07 09:39:38

chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn he stares at it and dares it to grow

sean

2009-05-07 09:37:49

chuck was born in a log cabin that he bulit with his bare hands

sean

2009-05-07 09:36:23

Chuck norris can unscramble an egg

schs panthers1313

2008-07-01 07:43:36

chuck norris is so bad he once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.

Nate

2008-02-12 17:02:48

When chuck norris goes to heaven he says to god "Hey your in my chair"

Blooobs?

2008-02-06 21:47:18

Carl, Its "Chuck norris CAN beleive its NOT butter"

carl

2007-12-25 15:30:39

chuck norris CAN believe its butter.

DRE

2007-12-21 22:56:15

chuck norris is so cool he takes the elevator to the tenth level and theres only 9 floors

Yummy

2007-11-09 13:49:00

Justin Timber lake brought sexy back...That's because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of him in the first place.

Anthony Esto Fenter

2007-11-05 12:49:59

Chuck Norris is so strong he can slam a revolving door!!!!

Tanner

2007-11-02 11:27:57

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and slap hisself in the back of the head.

Dan

2007-05-23 16:17:08

I thought 'Clear & Present Danger' was his autobiography. . .