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Chuck Norris Joke #142

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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2014-08-03 22:04:55

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2014-07-12 05:50:59

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2014-06-18 11:41:38

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I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 17:01:33

practice with practice with Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is so cool you can't practice with him if you don't have enough money

I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:56:18

Chuck Norris is in Star Wars Chuck Norris is Obi Wan Kenobi Chuck Norris Junior is Anakin Skywalker if who would win Chuck Norris regular or Chuck Norris junior I think I'll be check Norris Chuck Norris is awesomer than Chuck Norris junior he has a Star Wars pistal in his pocket but like he doesn't know that Chuck Norris junior has a thunder gun then shot Chuck Norris in the BALLS!

I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:45:10

Chuck Norris pocket some money but an old lady pockets Chuck Norris Chuck Norris beet up 2 old lady so I can get my money back

I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:36:42

if Chuck Norris had superpowers he will fly all the way to see Uranus Uranus shot fart bombs to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris glasses it with heat vision but he vision doesn't work because Chuck Norris said the forcefield of awesomeness show Chuck Norris can never be defeated and Uranus blown up but he did not lay a finger because awesomeness did it for Chuck Norris!

I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:36:05

is Chuck Norris had superpowers he will fly all the way to see Uranus Uranus shot fart bombs to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris glasses it with heat vision but he vision doesn't work because Chuck Norris said the forcefield of awesomeness show Chuck Norris can never be defeated and Uranus blown up but he did not lay a finger because awesomeness did it for Chuck Norris!

I j like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:29:06

Chuck Norris is a gay pervert alligator versus like Chuck Norris and they like to do is homp Chock Norris!

I just like Chuck Norris

2013-01-14 16:23:26

Chuck Norris likes to party but the party like to watch Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is better than the party for the party Pizza Chuck Norris want's to fight Chuck Norris

Venus

2012-03-12 21:14:36

When you see chuck Norris, you will never forget it

derp

2011-12-01 16:28:31

there was no big bang that started the universe chuck norris just took a shit

OtakuNerd

2011-06-09 10:09:52

Who would even survive an attempt at anything that would make Chuck want to get revenge?

gtr bhrth

2011-01-17 12:23:26

i prefer revenge microwaved

Impwchef

2011-01-14 22:41:04

The big bang happened because chuck norris farted.

Isaiah

2010-10-24 21:55:24

Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the mouth that horses decendents are known as girrafes

Jermaine

2010-07-12 12:46:55

When Chuck Norris goes skydiving he doesn't need a parachute

Ashley

2010-04-08 18:51:41

Chuck Norris doesn't tea-bag women, he potato-sacks them.

Lizzy;

2009-09-03 15:52:29

I agreee. [:

Kurt

2008-01-08 18:51:46

Simple, elegant, refined, FUCKING AWESOME.