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Chuck Norris Joke #140

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Ron Jeremy

2012-05-04 09:29:14

megleeky tell your mom i didnt wear a condom

megleeky

2012-04-17 16:36:40

when chuck norris steps in a puddle, his foot doesnt get wet. The puddle gets chuck norrised

cj

2012-03-18 12:40:05

chuck norris can lock u inside of a motorcycle

deeds

2012-02-19 18:00:14

u dont no what ur talking about chuck norris dont need a round house for that

Chuck Norris

2011-11-28 14:42:57

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2011-11-28 14:40:53

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chuck norris

2011-10-23 11:39:58

i only fuck huys since i am gay

taylor

2011-10-12 19:36:27

chuck noris the reson why waldo is hiding

Von D

2011-09-23 19:34:30

chuck norrises mom has a heart tatoe that sais son

Isaac

2011-04-21 16:11:53

Gokus last transformation isnt supersayen4 its chuck norris..

chuck norris

2011-04-09 09:34:03

fuck all yall ill round house kick u

Robert

2011-03-25 21:30:42

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch he resides Wat time it is

Rocket Random

2011-02-07 12:51:57

When someone asked Chuck if he believes in 2012 he said "Depends how I feel that year."

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:14:19

i swear to chuck. if i hear another repeated joke, i will destroy your existence...

Nate

2011-01-13 17:24:49

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin Islands, but when he came back, it was caled the islands.

celsea

2010-11-12 12:30:52

chuck Can*

celsea

2010-11-12 12:30:01

if your mom and chuck norris were drowning which would you save... your mom because chuck van walk on water

riley

2010-11-04 09:08:47

there were origially 4 wise men chuck noris being th 4th and he gave little baby jesus the gift of beard and jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. being jelous of jesus'S OBVIOUS GIFT FAVORITISM they used their combined influences to omit him from the bible. three days later they all died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

riley

2010-11-04 09:04:21

this is the crapiest joke ever this person deserves to get a real roundhouse kick from the man himself

t bone

2010-10-22 15:47:56

chuk noris can slam a reloving door

john m

2010-04-07 15:29:53

jesus walks on water but chuck norris walks on jesus

dsffdg

2010-02-14 17:29:25

chuck norris is the reason dinosaurs went extinct

guy

2009-10-14 14:33:25

CHUCK ROCKS!!!

Ben

2009-09-24 14:36:19

God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!

Anthony

2007-07-04 11:30:23

chuck norris ate the transformer toys in vehichle form and shit them out robot form