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Chuck Norris Joke #139

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

kevin

2013-02-18 16:19:32

Police departments make their bullet proof vests out of chuck norris' beard trimmings

Will Treaty

2012-12-18 19:13:55

This joke is stupid, Chuck Norris never does anything by accident.

Cambria DiPietra

2011-01-03 18:21:35

Pollen is allergic to Chuck Norris.

rose

2010-10-21 13:22:20

lol ok this one was a little funny.
but Darcys joke was better
lol well dun darcy ;)

Darcy

2009-08-22 09:33:35

chuck norris onc beat the sun
in a staring contest

chuck norrisauris

2007-10-06 14:35:46

haha