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Chuck Norris Joke #137

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Your name here

2013-11-18 11:25:58

Chuck Norris once listened to a justin biber song after that we never heard of it again

Peanut Butter luck

2012-05-03 09:34:50

i like balls

Peanut Butter luck

2010-10-02 19:01:57

acctuly, chuck norris changes the laws of pyhsics by daring them to stay the same.

Joshua Henderson

2008-12-14 02:15:49

Of course, Scotty can change the laws of physics too, so that doesn't make Chuck all that special ...

William Barnes

2007-08-19 23:47:14

Freddy Kruger doesn’t sleep because he’s scared Chuck Norris will kill him in his dreams.


2007-08-04 13:45:57

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.