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Chuck Norris Joke #136

There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

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VannaBoo

2012-07-15 18:23:24

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse and it is now a girafe

desean jackson

2012-03-30 12:49:28

chuck norris once played the seetlers but when (football) coin fliped they all bowed down and said "all hail chuck norris" but chuck roundhosekicked them

TrooperZ

2012-03-02 02:56:38

If Superman and the Flash had a race to the moon, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris

toony

2011-08-02 07:11:29

haha @ chuckie

kirby

2011-04-21 16:36:28

the world will end when chuck norris says it will end

kirby

2011-04-21 16:25:43

no blade can pearce chuck norris skin it simply dissolves on contact

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:46:16

Chuck Norris once fought super man and the loser had to were his underwear out side their clothes

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:43:18

its to lat for chuck norris to stop writing this se

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:36:56

Chuck Norris killed super man.With a pistol.His own.

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:26:33

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross.NOT his own.

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:24:24

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:21:56

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of zion, now Neo is number "TWO"

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:19:04

There is no chin behind chuck Norris'es beard, its just an other fist.

chuckie

2011-03-18 15:16:58

Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that is why there is no signs of life there.

Budsy

2010-10-22 11:11:04

chuck norris was once playing snooker and got a 147 with a matchstick.

Eirik

2010-08-18 02:35:03

chuck norris can watch movies on his ipod shuffel

ynkrdl

2010-07-26 12:09:51

CHuck Norris can split an atom with his bare hands

Ryan Levin

2010-07-26 12:09:13

Chuck Norris once faked his own death. This period of time is known as the Great depression

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:14:23

Special Danger Annoucement:Chuck norris is on the loose, protect your women and plz wear roundhouse resistent medieval knight armor. Keep low, Keep quiet, Keep cool, and keep safe.

Aaron

2009-12-08 18:06:19

CHuck norris isnt afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of chuck norris

asasas

2008-01-22 11:25:45

yea its pretty sweet. i got a joke. Why did rosa parks give up her seat on the bus? she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

jon doe

2007-05-17 03:57:15

this is awsome