Chuck Norris Joke #135
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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none yo bisness
2012-02-19 23:30:25
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
Matt
2011-11-29 12:07:09
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under the beard, its another fist.
someone
2011-02-06 13:20:59
ok will
will
2011-02-06 13:17:29
cool jokes
rgbf
2011-01-06 08:06:23
h dsczjk esdfopmkl wes
someone
2010-11-18 17:38:52
When God made man an woman, he made a mistake. Then he made Chuck Norris
triston94
2010-11-18 07:48:28
chuck norris is so tuff he shaves with a chain saw
rhino1964
2010-11-03 20:43:42
You what the difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee is?
Chuck Norris was never afraid of Bruce Lee.
Ryan
2010-05-09 19:21:03
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Laser_PewPew
2009-09-27 09:31:28
In Soviet Russia, Chuck loves you.
max
2009-08-30 16:44:36
chuck norris has 2 kids: walker and texsas ranger
t
2008-12-17 06:14:01
chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris
Maj. Scott McCoy
2008-08-26 08:57:30
Contrary to popular belief, Jupiter's red spot is not a giant storm, but a pesky hemorrhoid that Chuck Norris round house kicked into space. This is the only time that Chuck Norris has ever had to kick his own ass.
Chuckman
2008-08-22 15:19:30
Chuck Norris doesent shave he kicks himself in the face and knocks out all his hair
Chuck Norris
2008-02-09 10:15:19
although technically, i can roundhouse anyone from anywhere. ;)