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Chuck Norris Joke #135

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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2014-02-22 08:00:49

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2014-02-22 08:00:29

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2014-02-22 08:00:13

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none yo bisness

2012-02-19 23:30:25

chuck norris counted to infinity, twice

Matt

2011-11-29 12:07:09

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under the beard, its another fist.

someone

2011-02-06 13:20:59

ok will

will

2011-02-06 13:17:29

cool jokes

rgbf

2011-01-06 08:06:23

h dsczjk esdfopmkl wes

someone

2010-11-18 17:38:52

When God made man an woman, he made a mistake. Then he made Chuck Norris

triston94

2010-11-18 07:48:28

chuck norris is so tuff he shaves with a chain saw

rhino1964

2010-11-03 20:43:42

You what the difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee is?

Chuck Norris was never afraid of Bruce Lee.

Ryan

2010-05-09 19:21:03

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Laser_PewPew

2009-09-27 09:31:28

In Soviet Russia, Chuck loves you.

max

2009-08-30 16:44:36

chuck norris has 2 kids: walker and texsas ranger

t

2008-12-17 06:14:01

chuck norris isnt afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris

Maj. Scott McCoy

2008-08-26 08:57:30

Contrary to popular belief, Jupiter's red spot is not a giant storm, but a pesky hemorrhoid that Chuck Norris round house kicked into space. This is the only time that Chuck Norris has ever had to kick his own ass.

Chuckman

2008-08-22 15:19:30

Chuck Norris doesent shave he kicks himself in the face and knocks out all his hair

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:15:19

although technically, i can roundhouse anyone from anywhere. ;)