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Chuck Norris Joke #134

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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ryan

2012-01-24 17:41:18

very funny rofl

me

2011-11-11 16:52:03

llol

Alan

2011-05-19 11:24:36

Chuck norris doesnt teabag, he potatoe sacks

bob

2011-01-17 12:01:42

u dont look up chuck norris. chuck norris lookes up u

Miguel

2010-12-17 17:06:34

Chuck Norris's rice krispys don't say crap unless he tells them to

dougie

2010-12-06 11:16:52

chuck norris is only chuck norris

Partystarter

2010-05-24 09:48:48

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

billyjoe

2010-04-30 17:27:20

chuck norris always sleeps with his pillow under his gun

victor smaka

2009-11-28 20:23:00

you dont find chuck norris chuck norris finds you.

Ben Swanson

2009-07-25 12:37:10

Chuck Norris is so tough that he hit a car with a deer.

coco

2009-07-12 09:47:28

chuck norris doesnt lol. lol does chuck norris!

cori

2009-07-12 09:43:15

lu just because you said that chuck norris is coming to kill you as we speak... :|

cori

2009-07-12 09:40:58

chuck norris can make anyone pregnant just by looking at you. and that means anyone.

bambi

2008-05-02 11:43:31

chuck norris went to the virgin islands now they ar ejust hte islands

chad

2008-03-18 17:06:02

Chuck norris speaks Braile

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:36:20

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

jake rainey

2007-12-11 10:08:53

chuck norris is not gay matt powell is

shelby

2007-12-08 19:27:15

chuck norris doesnt tea bag... he potatoe sacks.

Big Weenie

2007-10-23 20:39:12

chuck norris isnt hung like a horse.....a horse is hung like chuck norris

Jenna Elizabeth

2007-07-03 19:00:42

Chuck norris taught Jesus how to walk on water.

joey.

2007-05-30 08:57:47

when chuck norris smiles a person dies. when chuck norris smiles and roundhouse kicks two people die.

lu

2007-03-20 13:07:05

dont make chuck norris jokes your not funny