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Chuck Norris Joke #132

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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2014-06-06 01:15:27

when chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised.

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chad

2012-08-04 13:43:07

chunk norris's erection can be seen from space

keith

2012-08-04 12:59:32

a sperm has a 1 in 600 percent chance of getting a women pregnent chuck norrises sperm has a 1 in 10 percent chance of getting wanted for manslotter in 4 states!!!

drone

2012-05-31 05:13:49

why did the chicken cross the road? it was running away from Chuck Norris

drone

2012-05-31 05:13:27

why did the chicken cross the road? it was running away from chuck norris

The J Doosh

2011-12-12 01:15:36

ha ha he just got fucked on the floor!

Redjerry

2011-12-01 09:19:25

If Chuck Norris has a 5 pound bag of shit and you have a 5 pound bag of gold, his bag is worth more.

bob39

2011-10-11 10:45:57

y do u guys love chuck noriss so much? hes just a fucked up asshole!!

dakota

2011-10-06 04:38:18

chuck norris uses paper to cut scissors

hjm

2011-08-30 18:29:58

gth

Kenny

2011-08-30 18:29:13

nice jokes

abbey

2011-08-26 11:58:26

we all love chuck norris he is cool noone ever puts him down the air he has hostage puts them down:))

jeffrey

2011-08-18 12:16:57

chuck norris sells his pee in cans its called red bull

chuck norris stupid

2011-08-16 21:26:09

stupid chuck norris

Leticia

2011-07-27 07:41:05

He's too awesome!

Leticia

2011-07-27 07:40:54

He's too awesome!

Leticia

2011-07-27 07:39:53

He's too awesome!

chuckis#1

2011-03-11 06:58:38

The tsunami off the coast of Japan was not created by an earthquake, Chuck Norris simply did a cannonball into the ocean.

Cody Trahan

2010-11-07 10:35:30

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups, he does earth downs

jesse

2010-10-23 19:31:29

chuck norris dosent read,the books read themselfs to him

jml

2009-12-02 20:44:58

How does Chuck Norris take a poop when he's constipated? He pushes it out.

Baron Blue

2009-09-14 18:20:19

Chuck norris was once asked to build the ultimate car, so he spit in the gas tank, and roundhouse kicked the engine block. Today this fabled car is known as the Bugatti Veyron.

jill

2008-01-22 17:43:54

chuck noris

robert willey

2007-10-17 20:43:33

chuck norris had sex in the back of a truck, some spearm got loose into the gas tank now the truck is optimist prime..