Chuck Norris Joke #131

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:54:45

Einstein once proved that energy is Chuck Norris.

fh

2012-08-12 09:45:46

chuck norris was bittin by a zombie but chuck didnt turn into a zombie the zombie turned into chuck norris

katie

2012-03-09 13:20:40

ha ha sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny but I recommend what Wiki says bout chuck norris its interesting.

chucky

2012-01-17 07:23:36

i know were y

me

2011-11-11 16:51:33

weres the one that says"he can slam a revolving door"?

buffalo123

2011-03-23 17:28:59

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he never cries.

Someone

2011-03-18 18:07:09

Chuck norris knows who let the dogs out

Someone

2011-03-18 18:04:54

Chuck nor is makes happy meals cry

Zach

2010-12-23 18:26:32

Chuck Norris is so strong that when he does a pushup, he doesn't go up, the world goes down.

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:02:06

@joey: Chuck Norris doesn't need to drink.

God made diamonds in the first place because he didn't want to make Chuck Norris mad.

Neostad

2010-10-06 08:54:01

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?.....All of it...

bign

2010-09-11 18:31:35

The atomic bomb was actually made of a contained Chuck Norris fart.

joey

2010-05-15 07:29:37

normal people drink water, but Chuck drinks acid water.

Your mom

2009-11-11 13:18:19

Lions eat peoples, but chuck eats lions

kris

2009-10-19 19:49:26

chuck norris has been known to carry engines on his back for milesat a time