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Chuck Norris Joke #13

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Garku

2011-12-31 05:46:59

chuck norris nuf said...

bonbon

2011-12-24 21:32:01

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

Bluestar

2011-12-16 15:36:20

lol

fefefe

2011-11-30 12:46:57

O.o Suck Norris

Preston

2011-11-13 18:17:28

Yeah! You guys are terrible!

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 10:07:03

Don't be so swak (definition: mean, unfair) to Stephen Hawking, you're all such A-holes!!!

jes

2011-05-01 07:21:03

Once Chuck Norris sneezed so hard that it tilted the planet Uranus..

ima beast

2011-03-19 08:51:54

Now THAT was funny!

ima

2011-03-19 08:51:04

Once a bear threatened to eat chuck norris. then chuck showed the bear his fists and the bear then proceeded to eat himself because it would have been the less painful way to die...

ima beast

2011-03-19 08:48:58

it realy wasnt funny

Anon

2011-02-07 09:34:26

Stephen Hawking's face isn't messed up, he's in a wheelchair and has weak muscles, there's not reason to call Bad Bitch stupid as a question is not stupid.

Bad bitch is stupid

2010-12-29 14:16:13

Cuz steven hawkings face is messed up, idiot -_-

Bad Bitch

2010-11-27 16:48:36

i dont fucking get that

Chris

2010-04-05 17:11:07

XD!!!! LOL

Reinis

2010-03-29 16:29:35

Thats fucking so funny!!!! LOL :D :D :D ha ha ha

Chuckftw

2010-01-19 11:52:23

Owned