Chuck Norris Joke #129

kittens

2013-02-28 11:37:33

all true lol

Cleverbotloveschucknorris

2013-02-27 03:34:15

User: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris wears pajamas with my face on them.

User: You must look like pinochio and everytime you tell a lie he gets an erection, right?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

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2013-02-26 10:14:20

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2013-02-26 10:14:17

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 05:21:28

Chuck Norris Made "Time" Go Sit In "Time-Out.."

HOOP BLAA!!!

2012-09-12 08:10:16

Chuck Norris doesnt have to open the door, the door opens it self.

EGGMAN

2012-08-19 19:05:28

UGLY

travis

2012-08-05 13:18:33

sorry honey

travis

2012-08-05 13:17:04

sorry honey

dre

2012-07-03 21:33:15

I think it would have been funnier if it went like this: Some people wear Superman PJ's. . .Chuck wears Superman himself

Bradley

2012-07-02 21:42:43

Chuck Noris is fucking funny

Bradley

2012-07-02 21:41:33

Chuck Noris jocks are funny

Bradley

2012-07-02 21:39:02

That was funny

Chris

2012-05-31 04:03:59

Out of all the chuck Norris jokes, the one with superman is my favorite. Chuck Norris and superman ounce fought over a bet the loser had to wear his underwear outside his Pants

missylaurenroxx

2012-04-18 19:41:20

Chuck Norris knows the end of pi

daniel

2012-03-12 17:37:58

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

JohnDoe

2012-03-08 22:17:42

Why do people get upset about Chuck Norris jokes it is called a JOKE for a reason.Joke-something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously.

madison

2012-02-29 17:07:50

chuck norris is awsome

Troy Dehn

2012-01-24 13:16:29

That's why I wear chuck Norris pajamas with a pic of chuck Norris lifting up a car with superman in it

Sarah

2011-12-30 13:14:56

Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer does not sleep, therefore he needs no pajamas.

tyler

2011-12-06 15:38:01

dude this is the best joke ever

Amanda Ables

2011-11-28 17:27:23

these jokes are awsome

asher

2011-11-28 14:50:52

so funny!@#$%^&* i mean It ;)

Kenzy:)

2011-11-09 08:57:14

Ryan god does make sense!!! Hes real!!! DUH!

karl

2011-10-24 23:36:58

the greatest jokes ever

ryan

2011-10-23 23:26:33

so does god

malika

2011-10-23 13:39:44

yo dude that does not make since

malika

2011-10-23 13:39:43

yo dude that does not make since

dude

2011-10-22 20:52:40

chuck norris does not swim. Water wants to be around him

matt

2011-10-13 08:12:03

HAHAHA very very funny I love chuck norris

Kyle

2011-10-04 11:41:05

Nehr

Nick Jonas

2011-09-10 11:34:04

ha ha CHUCK NORRIS KILL U AND U STAND UP AND U LOOK AT HIS FACE

nick

2011-08-18 15:20:05

its so funny

garak

2011-08-11 16:40:31

ha ha this is SO funny CHUCK it out or chuck norris will come to your house and give you a roundhouse kick

Dejay

2011-07-15 13:10:08

My little buttercup has sweetest smile hi

Alyy

2011-07-13 01:51:17

oh and
Chuck Norris doesn't do homework...homework does Chuck Norris
she LOVES that one lmfao!

Alyy

2011-07-13 01:49:07

lol love that joke! At my school they did a play and this one kid said "They were trained by the best...Chuck Norris" or some sh!t like that then some were saying stuff like "Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris" and my friend came up with one:Hot sauce isn't too hot for Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris is too hot for hot sauce!lol...i don't wear pajamas...just sweat pants and my brother's gym shirt from last year...don't worry i washed it!

eyezic

2011-06-06 20:15:52

chuck norris can not beat BRUCE LEE!!!

bob

2011-06-03 06:59:49

I wear CHUCK NORRIS pyjamis

Tommyyy

2011-04-30 09:35:19

I wish I had Chuck Norris pajamas :(

Davona Crane

2011-04-07 08:34:56

i love it :)

jj

2011-04-05 17:39:51

the hole in the ozone layer above antartica wasnt caused by pollution. chuck norris just farted.

hailee

2011-03-27 19:19:53

lol hailee i find this funny
i just typed in chuck norris jokes and its the 3 one down and if you typ in where is chuck norris and then click im feelin lucky it will say Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

andrew

2011-03-23 11:20:00

funny

bobobobob

2011-03-18 15:04:42

god can walk on water chuck norris can swim through hot dry land

brandon

2011-03-18 14:55:31

lol that i funny but there should be at least more jokes on him

thatoneguy

2011-03-16 16:26:55

when chuck norris farts at the dinner table everyone else at the table appologizes to chuck norris

lonny

2011-03-11 17:55:14

happy birthday,Chuck!71! Can you believe it?

Amira Stuart

2011-03-07 13:45:19

Wow i love that!~Some people wear Superman pajamas Superman wears Cucknoris pajamas!″Ah never gets old.

rayanne

2011-03-06 18:01:01

wow lolz

adam

2011-02-27 19:17:33

LOL THIS IS SO WEIRD XDXDXDXD

mike

2011-02-27 16:11:59

chuck norris went to the virgin islands.
now they're just the islands.:|

matt

2011-02-27 14:37:47

hahaha.

kailynn

2011-02-27 09:49:53

i love chuck norris
lol i found chuck norris nvm he will kill me now... lets just say he found me :/ lol (-= I love Chuck Norris he is a sexy beach

haley

2011-02-23 16:31:34

if planets are named after gods y isnt there a planet named chuck norris

johnrobinson

2011-02-07 16:24:48

chuck nores does not tern things on thigns tern on for chuck norris

john12345678

2011-02-07 16:23:23

chuck nores does not tern things on thigns tern on for chuck norris

michi

2011-02-07 06:17:42

LOL mwaz

lmnc35

2011-02-05 08:06:02

Superman leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris glares at them, and they move out of his way.

monica

2011-02-04 19:33:52

bhaha

Ryan

2011-02-03 20:12:34

chuck norris kicked someone in the nuts 1 time and killed him

CHKAKA KON

2011-02-02 14:46:37

CHUCK NORRIS EATS SOUP WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!! LMFAO

CHAKA KON

2011-02-02 14:44:39

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT FOLLOW TWITTER! TWITTER FOLLOWS CHUCK NORRIS!!! ;D

ASH

2011-01-30 16:23:58

the people who make these jokes are funny but THEY NEED A LIFE !!!

ASH

2011-01-30 16:22:13

Superman dose not wear Chuck Norris Pajamas i wear Chuck Norris pajamas

milo dokken

2011-01-29 21:11:09

nice!!!!

Gaylord Focker

2011-01-17 13:25:31

I used to like Superman. Then i found out Chuck Norris was alive.

flog

2011-01-15 17:35:44

I wear superman pajamas! BBut actually, i believe superman is sexist so i wear wondrwoman pajamas now. Rot in Hell!- o

cj

2011-01-04 14:26:37

that is a killer joke haha these jokes make me crack up!!!!

C.N.lover

2010-12-28 10:50:05

WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE!
YOU SUCK SO MUCH YOU FUCK!*3*

fish killer

2010-12-26 23:04:42

leave it to superman to wearing pjs really what reall man dose

Spade

2010-12-23 10:31:46

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills an emo kid.
...Let Chuck Handle it.

Chuck Norris son

2010-12-17 18:06:15

Tht funny as hek

supergirl

2010-12-08 15:53:41

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

patandanna

2010-12-03 10:52:44

haha

Kylie

2010-11-19 21:04:18

but Chuck Nurris wears Kylie pj

Me

2010-11-07 08:45:51

That's awesome

Wes

2010-11-05 21:38:40

You know the Greek translation of Chuck Norris is Zeus

XD

2010-11-01 15:23:27

that was funny shit

Detroit Playa

2010-10-24 01:46:33

Chuck Norris eats soup with a fork

Mr.BIN

2010-09-21 00:13:07

U think Chucky is scary, wait until u see CHUCK NORRIS...

charles

2010-09-14 18:42:19

daivd man pepole are just messing with you but to say that about chuck messt up dude way messt up

Gabriel

2010-09-03 14:06:06

Zombies never come out at night, Because Chuck Norris is watching them.

chris

2010-08-21 23:04:01

Q: do you know what's the best joke?

A: CHUCK NORRIS

sara

2010-08-04 13:33:17

this is so funny

lovely

2010-07-23 22:37:50

wow it is so funny!hahaha

aaron kozuv

2010-07-19 20:28:11

this is hilarious

rose

2010-07-18 08:24:10

.................................................. ....
NO DAME COMMENT!!!!

chris wiser

2010-07-08 09:45:45

loved this one very funny!!!!

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:32:05

hope u enjoyed da jokes :)

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:30:48

When we bombed japan in WWII we didnt really use bombs we dropped Chuck Norris and they died in the sight of his awsome-nis

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:26:34

Norris can round-house kick u around da world so hard you will end up behind him in a matter of seconds and when u end up on dat side he'll kick u again

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:22:50

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but da grim reaper was to afraid 2 tell him

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:18:24

Chuck Norris can eat his soda

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:17:16

Chuck Norris can finish couting da number system

Elijah-PM

2010-06-28 11:11:18

If u walk in your house and Chuck Norris is banging your wife u better bring him a beer and a sandwitch

Anna

2010-06-18 14:07:27

Ha. Ha.

sdfs

2010-06-14 15:03:09

Under chuck norris chin is not a beard its another fist

Jim

2010-06-14 06:06:43

Chuck Norris doesnt own a lawnmower. He just stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

Brook

2010-06-07 20:21:48

This is funny... But i can crack better jokes...(:

blake madson

2010-06-05 03:38:03

chuck noris never had baby teeth.

Jacques Pelletier

2010-06-02 16:22:34

At the Day of Judgment, Chuck Norris will be sitting on the Throne, with God at his right and Jesus at his left.

Cal

2010-06-01 19:40:46

When god said let their be light chuck Norris said say please! Jesus can walk on water chuck Norris can swim on land!

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:58:59

chuck's mom has a tatoo that reads "Son

kenny

2010-05-21 23:08:41

i love all the jokes???? chuck norris has a thrid hand for his own funn? nasty

Ben Yeffet

2010-05-19 07:05:55

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cameron

2010-05-15 22:07:49

do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big

cameron

2010-05-15 22:07:45

do u no how the twin towers got so big by chuk norris he made them big

seabass

2010-05-14 09:25:44

Chuck Norris can write Chuck Norris jokes so funny they will kill you. Literally.

seabass

2010-05-14 09:19:14

there are three kinds of people. those that can count. those that cannot. and chuck norris.

chuck norris

2010-05-13 19:11:54

lol

cameron

2010-05-08 02:29:35

chuck Norris does not shave he makes the shaver shave him

fish

2010-05-03 15:29:29

I haven't seen this one before its pretty good.

Rob Granger

2010-05-01 12:39:51

I came across this, it's funny!-
Caleb

Kristabella

2010-04-23 19:39:00

Voldemort had a nose before he met Chuck Norris

shayla

2010-04-23 17:37:26

lol

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:05:37

I wear chuck norris pajamas

haley

2010-04-08 12:54:45

wow!!!!

the dude

2010-04-05 20:58:27

when Chuck Norris tried to commit suicide it saved him and killed its self

Ben

2010-04-05 20:48:09

Chuck Norris uses a night light not because he's scared of the dark its because the dark is afraid of him.

Ben

2010-04-05 20:45:56

Chuck Norris is so tough that he can clogg a toilet with his pee

kevin

2010-03-04 19:44:14

Chuck Horris isnt gay, he just ran out of women.

Sabrina

2010-03-02 00:52:49

LOL! To all those people out there who where superman pjs u r very very sad!

Jazmine

2010-02-26 17:36:28

nice job

Ike

2010-02-26 06:20:48

Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment to see how it felt

$p!k3

2010-02-26 03:34:23

Einstein

Brad

2010-02-18 08:16:19

Chuck Norris once broke his arm just to see what it would feel like... He laughed...

cindy

2010-02-17 20:17:07

funny joke

ariel

2010-02-17 18:02:59

this joke is so funny!

Malachia

2010-02-12 21:47:19

keeper.Chia

demax182

2010-01-28 01:20:10

Chuck Norris doesn't catch a bad case of the Cold but rather the Cold catches a bad case of Chuck Norris.

Cat

2010-01-27 22:37:43

haha thats good. oh and chuck norris isnt gay ok. get over it! and besides being gay isnt bad!!! god stupid ass ppl

Adaptor

2010-01-26 06:00:56

Chuck NOrris once killed two stones with one bird:D. Chuck norris has been to the moon.... that's why there's no form of life there

Walshys 1887s

2010-01-25 21:09:29

Chuck Norris doesnt signal semi trucks to honk their horn. they signal chuck norris to honk his.

austin

2010-01-25 21:07:40

they say chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries.

:)

2010-01-25 18:42:00

Best one i ever heard

Susanna

2010-01-17 20:22:26

Ha Ha these jokes are funny when you see the part of the writing on it.

elijah

2009-12-25 11:24:24

lol funny.
what kind of pajamas dos chuck norris wear

bss xannxda

2009-12-21 13:46:15

hillarios

Dallas

2009-12-16 20:24:49

Chuck norris dosent feel pain pain feels chuck norris

bren-x

2009-11-25 15:10:44

heeheehee tat's damnn straight

MOSES

2009-11-18 09:18:15

CHUCK NORRIS BEAT STEVIE WONDER IN A STARING CONTEST :)

TooFunny

2009-11-18 09:10:57

If you can't see Chuck Norris your only seconds away from death!

Heidi

2009-11-17 17:09:39

i want chuck norris jammies so bad i would wear them every day and every night, he rocks

holly

2009-11-17 17:06:14

chuck norris rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllleee eeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss

Justin

2009-11-14 09:33:26

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass he dares it to grow :)

Eric

2009-10-05 15:53:28

I thought this was hilarious

ChuckNorrisisFunny

2009-09-30 14:19:00

Sooooo Funny!

Daltyn

2009-09-13 22:26:31

Every time you masturebate chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face

jeremy

2009-09-13 17:37:09

I would so rock a pair of chuck norris jammies to my next drill!!! Since our new commander loves me so much!!!

Tanner

2009-09-11 07:16:06

isnt this funny! Go to chucknorrisjokes.net to look at more.

Tarek-FM

2009-09-09 15:35:33

To the idiots who can't see the humor and or feel the need to call the people here names to make themselves feel good(ie jon). Of course he is not a god you idiots!!! Thats why its so damn funny!! He is a b-list celebrity and the characters he portrays are godlike but badly acted....so if you truly get the humor, its because the jokes are actually taking the piss out of him!(american tranlation-making fun of him) Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Chuck Norris, however, lets be real as he is no Al Pacino! Its amazing that people are so insecure and so angry inside themselves that they can't even see the very thing that causes them pain would give them joy if they saw beyond their ego!!

carolene

2009-09-08 21:35:20

u guys!! all these jokes is all funny and all but the whole worshipping part! thats just not cool! and chuck norris cant be god even if he tries to! and to all u retarded people who thinks these ish's true! please! drop back to earth! theres a reason why things is called jokes!!!

Curtis Manor

2009-09-06 19:41:32

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

vincent

2009-08-28 17:44:16

haha. from nichole

joe

2009-08-25 23:21:22

people say the cow jumps over the moon. people are wrong its just chuck norris.

Patrick

2009-08-23 21:51:08

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake. After 4 days of excrutiating pain. The snake died

julia

2009-07-28 19:54:16

chuck norris jokes are so funny they and if I had chuck norris pajamas i would wear everynight maybe even in the day!!!!!!

bob

2009-07-06 12:52:17

chuck norris doesent need to worry about pulling the pin on a grenade, it explodes when he tells it to.

Bobthebuilder

2009-07-03 09:17:32

I dont get the joke about chuck Norris playing poker. Chuck Norris is my town's mascot.

Ron

2009-05-26 09:00:23

This is my adult kickball team name!

jennifer

2009-05-17 16:52:24

CHUCK NORRIS IS WORSHIPPED IN OUR DRAMA CLASS! GO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

blah

2009-04-28 21:36:07

isn't that funny... everyone needs to just chill..

ali

2009-03-20 13:57:17

I worship chuck norris he is a god

lucy

2009-03-10 14:40:22

i sold my chuck norris PJ's on E-bay for $500,
the highest bid was $5000

tom

2009-03-01 03:20:48

lol

brennan

2008-12-26 21:59:04

lol thats funny!!!

Trina

2008-12-03 16:46:54

Enjoy TJ

AL

2008-11-10 15:24:30

dude this was kinda funny it didn't make me laugh though

alnona

2008-10-12 18:54:45

hi mom this is a chuck norris joke

kyle

2008-10-10 18:58:16

when chuck norris goes into the water chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norris

Chuck Norris

2008-09-06 17:37:21

Ha ha

chuck norris

2008-07-05 08:03:16

funny

funny guy

2008-03-30 15:53:02

when chuck jumps into a pool he dosent get when the water gets chuck norrised.

dustin bennett

2008-03-27 18:37:19

these jokes are so funny!lol

markie hall

2008-03-16 16:54:55

chuck norris is only alive is cuase he is god

Keith

2008-03-16 08:29:31

Hey its Underwear not Pajamas.

vernon music

2008-03-14 19:01:23

hi there

Allen Chilcote II

2008-03-08 19:01:41

This is cool and funny. True statement. lol

doug mullins

2008-02-26 09:10:12

funny

melissa

2008-02-14 11:13:31

chuck norris is my hero

Blooobs?

2008-02-06 21:33:52

I wear superman pajamas =(

Coty

2008-01-31 11:44:21

Hilarious

sam

2008-01-28 14:21:23

great joke

Haley

2008-01-23 10:10:42

Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.

Haley

2008-01-23 09:58:14

Haha! that is so funny but true. Everyone I showed that joke to laughed.