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Chuck Norris Joke #128

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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2014-07-28 02:26:20

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jacob bouck

2012-01-05 06:03:34

when chuck norris point's his hand at a hellopter
like a gun and says bang he actuallly shot it down

jacob bouck

2012-01-05 06:02:20

who will win in a race to the moon sumperman or dase? chhuck norris

jacob bouck

2012-01-05 05:54:51

chuck norris you are very funny

Andrew man

2011-12-20 08:35:53

The dinosaurs made Chuck Norris angry. Once.

Alexandra

2011-11-12 21:51:09

i dont get this........ :P

morgan

2011-06-26 15:28:34

chuck norris has all big toes

CARMEN

2011-06-26 15:27:19

when chuck norris wants a taco he takes a bite out of a mexican

jacob -

2011-03-15 18:55:56

chuck norris doesnt need to use spellcheck... when he happens to write something wrong oxford changed the spelling

Tom Rocker

2010-12-28 19:58:43

Chuck Norris doesn't wait for back-up.. Back-up waits for Chuck Norris!!!