Chuck Norris Jokes > Chuck Joke 126

Chuck Norris Joke #126

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

1

2014-08-19 23:40:43

1

-1'

2014-08-19 23:40:42

1

1

2014-08-19 23:40:41

-1'

1

2014-08-03 02:46:00

1

-1'

2014-08-03 02:45:59

1

1

2014-08-03 02:45:58

-1'

1

2014-06-22 09:14:29

-1'

whatupchuck

2013-02-27 03:45:50

Gene Roddenberry confessed the Borg where created when Chuck Norris tried cyber sex.

cleverbotloveschucknorris

2013-02-27 03:39:01

The next time you see a shooting star remember, its just Chuck Norris winning a spitting contest.

Anonymous

2013-02-26 10:46:18

In 1945 Chuck Norris went skydiving. He forgot his parachute. His landing was caught on film and is now known as Hiroshima

Bondskat

2012-12-17 18:49:46

Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 100 people then it exploded

tyler

2012-12-04 15:59:06

its true i seen it...before chuck norris kicked my ass and my eyes fell out...

haha

2012-09-10 17:10:51

it is so true

Sergio

2012-02-21 20:01:37

Chuck norris dosnt get wet the water gets chucked

brandon

2012-01-12 16:58:54

that means he didnt go first

terror

2012-01-08 08:53:14

Lol!in the beginning there was CHUCK NORRIS

kk

2012-01-04 13:56:29

chuck norris can go 2 ways on a 1 way street... he can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Ashley

2011-11-30 12:10:03

who the heck is chuck norris. He is LAME

Ashley

2011-11-30 12:10:01

who the heck is chuck norris. He is LAME

Ashley

2011-11-30 12:09:47

Sh*t who the heck is chuck norris. He is LAME

austin

2011-11-22 08:06:06

chuck norris doesnt have pubes because hair doesnt grow on steel

mystery

2011-10-10 08:47:07

chuck noris dosent use eye drops he uses hotsausce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tfgtfgddfxgfhdtfgxcfbgsdbvxsdf

2011-10-10 08:45:03

rfheddfgxstrfjtrujtyt675u65346eycefdyrctyef45e54ey vedtrdeh4the4;'l\
t'.e;lxm9dofgd;c,d,,,,,d fg ;lkljkl zd sdv d vcxv

tfgtfgddfxgfhdtfgxcfbgsdbvxsdf

2011-10-10 08:43:30

rfheddfgxstrfjtrujtyt675u65346eycefdyrctyef45e54ey vedtrdeh4the4;'l\
t'.e;lxm9dofgd;c,d,,,,,d fg ;lkljkl zd sdv d vcxv

Martin

2011-07-02 04:08:11

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris went down the highway with a massive erection.... There were no survivors..

joe the awsomeness

2011-02-06 13:48:33

Chuck Norris broke the periodic table because the only element he knows is the element of suprise.

riddlebox

2011-02-02 14:10:10

chuck norris once went to burger king and asked for a big mack and got it

riddlebox

2011-02-02 14:05:00

chuck norris once farted hens the big bang theory

omglistentothis

2010-11-25 18:48:59

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Winstone

2010-02-15 09:05:33

The reason why babies cry when their born, is because they know they just entered a world of Chuck Norris.

Ryder

2009-11-24 22:09:34

If it's impossable....Chuck Norris can do it!!

Ryder

2009-11-24 22:05:18

Chuck Norris CAN touch his tongue to his elbow!!

Ryder

2009-11-24 22:02:38

Chuck Norris pet his dog once and now it's cured of it's flea problem.

Michael

2009-07-08 09:50:07

Chuck Norris has been to Mars...That's why there's no life on Mars.

sasuke of the akasuki

2009-06-26 11:01:44

?????I DONT GET IT

jeremy fowkes

2009-06-06 08:56:04

chuck norris

nfnjdj

2008-01-22 14:28:09

chuck norris uses tobasco sauce instead of visene

anony moose

2008-01-09 01:06:14

okay.. I'd like to comment on the people's choice. you picked the raunchiest, dirtiest, most vulgar jokes over the funny ones! I mean, I love
Chuck Norris and all, but to bad he doesn't have a heart to love anybody back. (okay, that was lame, but you get my point... right?)