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Chuck Norris Joke #125

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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karl

2012-11-01 11:57:44

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

drone

2012-05-31 05:19:54

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

nyanzebra

2012-02-11 10:58:31

chuck norris deosnt breathe....he hold air hostage

Tala

2011-12-13 15:58:40

Icarus flew near the sun and his wings melted. Chuck Norris flew near the sun and the sun melted.

Torahime

2011-12-13 15:57:26

Chuck Norris once urinated in a trucks gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Drunkoffmyass

2011-12-13 15:55:55

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

Haven

2011-08-28 16:13:18

- If you wanna know Chuck Norris' enemy list, look at an exctinct speicies list.

- Chuck Norris is so fast he can run aroung the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

STAKE OUT

2011-06-23 04:08:16

HES THE REASON BLACK BEARS WENT EXTINCT

rocker001

2011-06-03 11:07:39

chuck norris can punch a cyclopse in between the eye

rocker001

2011-06-03 10:55:12

chuck norris can clap with only one hand.

rocker001

2011-06-03 10:52:03

chuck norris's beard is what bullit proof vests is made out of.

Billy ;-)

2011-03-22 10:50:10

Chuck Norris can mxit on a payfone..

Chris

2010-11-26 06:48:38

all your jokes on the comments are not funny :( im sorry okay the ones you made up suck. but i can see some jokes that are already said.......

Julian

2010-11-25 12:23:15

When chuck Norris takes a bath chuck Norris. Doesent get wet, the water gets chucknorris

Katelynn

2010-11-14 16:42:56

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapons license in all 50 states in order to legually wear pants :D

katelynn

2010-11-14 16:40:03

Chuck norris is what willis is talkin about

katelynn

2010-11-14 16:37:20

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris

2010-10-19 15:48:27

if i go penguin sledin it takes 100 penguins to take me down a 10 foot hill

chuck norris

2010-10-19 15:46:18

I have a xbox360 account on playstation3.

Aperson

2010-09-14 20:22:22

Everytime Chuck Norris take a shit,He creates a Sonic B00M

the real chuck norris!!!!

2010-09-09 12:03:30

why do you think chuck norris is awsom because i am!!!!!!

123chuck123norris123

2010-02-24 09:29:00

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.
He waits.

grayc247

2009-11-27 09:19:08

when Chuck Norris comes to your house your the guess

emmlie owens

2007-05-03 14:21:22

i think that it is kinda funnnny but i have seen funnier