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Chuck Norris Joke #124

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Comments:

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 03:49:24

MC hammer was just watching chucks stuff when he said that.

Chicka

2011-10-22 17:50:18

Chuck norris is so gay hes stright!

becky

2010-07-09 08:32:04

its funny

FUCK YOU coco

2010-03-04 04:13:31

fuck norris is so gay

coco

2009-07-12 11:31:55

newborn babies cry because they know they are now in a world with chuck norris.

coco

2009-07-12 11:30:44

if you look into chuck norris's eyes you can hear the beattles.

cody hamlin

2009-06-30 06:08:03

wow... i got a better1... jesus can walk on water bbut chuck noriss can swim thru land

justin

2008-04-18 23:11:28

chuck Norris' dick is so big he has a conseLed weapon licens for his pants

Chuck Norris

2008-03-19 17:18:17

Yuzamark, that would be a cemetary.

Yuzamark

2007-08-30 11:56:55

There are no such things as handi-capped parking spaces,just spaces reserved for Chuck Norris's victims.
-Yuzamark