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Chuck Norris Joke #123

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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2014-12-29 12:20:09

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joseph thomson

2012-09-30 21:20:37

most annoying thing that chuck norris has to put up with is winning

joseph thomson

2012-09-30 21:20:36

most annoying thing that chuck norris has to put up with is winning

jokerking

2012-09-30 21:18:10

neil armstrong walked on the moon
chuck norris walked on the sun

Dan

2012-05-24 10:44:53

a kids worst fear isnt finding out that santa doesnt exist. its finding out tht chuck norris DOES exist

Dan

2012-05-24 10:44:48

a kids worst fear isnt finding out that santa doesnt exist. its finding out tht chuck norris DOES exist

MADISON

2011-12-02 18:59:56

chuck norris doesn't go to the bathroom the bathroom goes to chuck i made this up BLAKE

foc

2011-12-02 18:58:18

hi

Callie

2011-10-14 13:22:16

Jesus could walk on water...
Chuck Norris can swim though land.

Andrew

2011-10-14 13:01:41

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris

2010-11-23 14:51:28

Chuck Norris once stared death in the eye and death backed down

biologically evil

2010-09-13 08:11:51

chuck norris is probably alive somewhere cause no one gots the guts to reap his soul

Blake

2010-08-25 19:58:35

Chuck Norris dosent go to the bathroom the bathroom gos to Chuck Norris

Brandon

2010-06-08 19:05:55

Chuck Norris had sex in his truck. Upon finishing the deed, some of his sperm hit the seat. That truck today is known as Optimus Prime

Roger

2010-06-08 12:22:09

Chuck Norris doesn't sit, he crouches in waiting.

Roger

2010-06-08 12:20:11

Chuck Norris is so cool he gives ice cream a brain freeze

Kyle

2010-04-15 13:04:45

When Chuck Norris Shaves in the morning, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris.

Antonio

2010-04-14 22:33:17

i wonder what hosting site this guy used to make this site, or if its his own server

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 15:33:53

Were not on google ya dumb ass

Devin Bourdeau

2010-03-16 15:31:00

Hey google people!!

Snoopdog47

2010-03-16 15:21:52

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

SGT. sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:29:20

whipster1 sux at chuck norris jokes

whipster1

2008-10-18 14:09:12

the machiens in slauter houses are not machines but chucks midget clones. 1per house