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Chuck Norris Joke #122

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

norrished

2013-03-11 02:06:58

chuck norris can breath water, win the daytona 500 on foot, and shit down medium sized planes. and if he googles his name and see this, chances are you got 5 seconds to live.

eddy

2012-01-09 23:54:47

Xchucknorrisdoesntgotosleep,sleepgoestochucknorris

bart

2011-05-14 10:30:39

chuck norris dosent have to do anything for a kondike bar

Forrest hess

2010-03-28 19:01:11

I can scramble eggs but Chuck norri. Can unscramble them

Shannon

2010-02-24 18:06:07

Impossible. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

wesleycaruso

2010-01-18 21:13:45

neo can dodge bulits but chuck Norris dusn't need to bulits dodge him

pablo

2009-09-17 15:03:04

When Chuck Norris Jumps into the water he doesn't get wet the water get's Chuck Norrissed.

Will

2008-01-18 20:21:38

HOLY SHIT that is so amazing