Chuck Norris Joke #121
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Comments:
rob
2013-01-26 09:55:32
chuck norris is sewing the u.s.a network because law and order are the names of his left and right legs
rob
2013-01-26 07:55:00
god walks on water chuck norris swims thru land
rob
2013-01-26 07:54:02
chuck norrisis tears cure cancer too bad chuck norris dosent cry
Ruben
2012-02-19 21:06:32
As fast as lightning, No, Lightning wishes it could be as fast as Chuck Norris.
korilyn
2012-02-19 19:25:15
Chuck Norris eats coal and shits out diamonds
mike
2011-09-19 06:16:23
chuck had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean because the tsunamis were killing people
mike
2011-09-19 06:14:40
a kid named andrew Howard said that he could round house kick chuck in the face and live
Jexi
2011-07-20 20:43:57
th@ sucks!!!
isaac
2011-07-20 11:35:22
Chuck norris said fuck you to a girl and she got pregnant.
Shane
2010-05-30 13:41:11
Ossie bits the heads off bat's. Chuck Norris bit's the heads of Beijing tigers.
Sarad Thamia
2010-04-28 19:34:06
Chuck Norris decided to market his own urine....and they called it Red Bull.
makayla pinoni
2010-04-27 19:02:29
chuck norris doesnt use condoms cause nothing can pass by him! -------- or--------- chuck norris doesnt use condoms cause nothing passes chuck norris!