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Chuck Norris Joke #12

Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-06-21 05:09:35

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brittany

2011-09-23 11:27:13

funny so hell:}:}:}:}:}

Ivyeyes

2011-03-23 08:49:27

aaaaaaa that really sucks

Random

2008-05-04 01:30:38

Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm, just a swarm of white Ninja's.

banana slug

2007-08-11 17:00:24

wow that one is sorta dumb

-banana slug

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2007-04-23 07:40:58

Chuck Norris Doesn't get a happy meal he gets the WHOLE thing