Chuck Norris Joke #12
Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
Comments:
brittany
2011-09-23 11:27:13
funny so hell:}:}:}:}:}
Ivyeyes
2011-03-23 08:49:27
aaaaaaa that really sucks
Random
2008-05-04 01:30:38
Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm, just a swarm of white Ninja's.
banana slug
2007-08-11 17:00:24
wow that one is sorta dumb
-banana slug
aaaaaa
2007-04-23 07:40:58
Chuck Norris Doesn't get a happy meal he gets the WHOLE thing