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Chuck Norris Joke #118

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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2014-08-14 02:53:07

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2014-05-16 20:29:43

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2014-05-15 11:58:47

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Chaos

2013-11-29 10:58:25

lol chuck is a wuss. I mean come on its not like hes gonna roundhouse kick my face into mah keCFGTGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGG

Dubs

2011-12-01 20:25:15

Hahahahaha wow I just about died....then I saw chuck norris and actually did.

Mr Brown

2011-10-19 05:07:18

If this is so, chuck norris isn't scared of the end of the world. But instead the end of the world is scared of him!!

dustin

2011-01-07 06:34:11

almost pissed my pants

preston

2010-11-27 02:06:12

chuck norris has a credit score over 850!

Paola

2010-11-07 20:41:30

@Egotorturer... Thats the most stupid thing some one has ever said.! Pathetic..

Aly

2010-11-05 21:49:52

@Egotortuer that is very sexist.

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:00:26

Chuck Norris invented the Bermuda Triangle!

Egotorturer

2010-03-12 23:15:39

Why do women bleed out of their vaginas once a month? Because Chuck Norris goes around the world once a month every month and has sex with every women.

Zackery hill

2009-11-24 14:25:38

Chuck Norris once Roundhouse kicked someone so hard they flew through the space time continuum.

CHUCK NORRIS

2009-11-02 20:43:48

I'M SO STRONG, THAT WHEN I DO A PUSHUP: I DONT PUSH MYSELF UP, I PUSH THE WORLD DOWN...

damn

2009-10-23 06:22:26

Pele start read mate....

lol

2008-02-13 09:39:46

pele = giant n00b!

pele

2008-02-13 09:27:38

what a fuck is The Bermuda Triangle

stefan

2007-05-08 07:50:37

wow