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Chuck Norris Joke #116

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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pu

2011-12-10 18:43:23

not true i dreamed of death 3 years ago

Smack that ass

2011-12-01 16:43:47

1000000 people live on earth because chuck norris allow them to

roger

2011-09-19 03:05:02

I have a question, where did you learn to speak english? Your question makes no sense.

Kelli

2011-08-03 16:58:49

I have a question if u think its stupid are you on this? Get a life, and not write stupid exaggerated, or at all. Mkay, thanks

Bobby

2011-05-06 19:32:14

Chuck norris can get wet jumping in fire.

Bob

2010-12-21 04:01:34

Why doesn't chuck norris have hair on his balls? Because hair doesn't grow on steel!

Max

2010-12-07 18:14:38

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Max

2010-12-07 18:13:55

Chuck Norris counted to infinite twice.

Max

2010-12-07 18:13:04

When Chuck Norris came back from the Virgin Islands, they were only called the islands.

Adam

2010-11-05 16:51:14

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is

Morgan

2010-10-07 23:11:48

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

big mac

2010-09-21 16:58:58

you can kill two birds with one stone but chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

josh culltin

2010-05-06 07:56:31

freddy kruger is afraid that chuck norris will kill him in his dreams

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2010-02-18 12:49:49

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2010-02-18 12:47:10

Chuck norris can clog the toilet with his piss.

Itsme

2009-12-24 10:11:25

That was a good one but not my favorite.

hannah valentine

2009-12-04 14:22:40

Chuck Norris doesn't wear the sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.

lol

2009-11-04 12:29:03

Crop circles are chuck norris`s way of say:Sometimes corn needs to lay the f**k down

Mark

2009-03-04 15:08:29

LOL @ the book

kyle lewis

2007-10-01 11:15:29

chuck norris once wrote a book called "What I don't know". It's 500 pages long and completely blank.

FON the CON

2006-12-13 13:58:45

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.