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Chuck Norris Joke #114

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-06-14 21:36:19

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2014-04-04 09:22:58

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2014-04-04 09:22:57

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Patrick

2012-11-20 14:59:49

I have never heard of the show Survivor. It must be old school.

Chuck Norris

2012-02-13 07:37:10

you better jump off the gay ladder into the strait pool. i have been down here for a while with my scuba gear Micheal / mike

Chuck Norris

2012-02-13 07:35:50

really mother fucker

...u

2011-10-30 07:36:58

thats something i didn`t need to read

mike

2011-09-19 06:11:51

I can slam a revolving door too

fat asssss

2011-04-13 13:10:50

chuck norris has a gigantic weiner and it smells like fish guts

kelsey

2010-12-11 06:41:17

yo thats funny (: also i looked up Chuck norris on google and it soid "google knows that you cant find chuck norris, he finds you

Chuck Norris

2010-06-09 07:53:15

I am the only man I know who can slam a revolving door.

Chelsea x]

2009-12-29 23:05:41

LOL XD

Alex

2009-11-20 15:33:42

chuck norris is the first person to kick you in the back of the face

Mark

2009-03-04 15:15:45

LMAO

Kim

2008-02-08 11:58:08

Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite, Chuck Norris bites frost.

lol

2007-06-15 10:01:50

haha the Norris has Spoken