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Chuck Norris Joke #113

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Dan

2012-05-24 13:17:26

Chuck Norris sharpens his gun and reloads his knife

megleeky

2012-04-17 16:33:49

that was a good one ken.

Ken Fischer

2012-01-21 14:11:20

Chuck Norris once kicked Justin Bieber into puberty.

Chuck Norris

2012-01-13 18:20:21

If the president presses the red button, Chuck Norris's phone rings.

aayesha samie

2011-04-17 23:12:05

chuck norris can bbm on a nokia

chuck norris

2011-04-17 23:08:52

Earthquakes are caused by chuck norris farting

chuck norris

2011-04-17 23:07:08

Chuck norris can count to infinity twice

chuck norris

2011-04-17 23:06:05

chuck norris sleeps with a gun on top of his pillow

Chuck Norris

2011-04-17 23:04:44

Chuck Norris can order a big mac at KFC

Taylah ur a dumb fuck

2011-01-12 23:42:40

Its actually hes havin sex on a tractor and his sperm gets into the engine. Wtf wuld it do if it was in the back seat? Dumb fuck.

Taylah

2010-11-26 03:41:45

Chuck Norris's sperm is so power full, while having sex in the back of a car one drop went on the seat and that car is now optumis prime.

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:24:34

Chuck Norris wills the pins to fall for him.

MR T

2010-02-05 17:57:54

When Chuck Norris goes out to the wild the bears play dead

Josh

2007-08-08 17:14:22

Hurricanes are actually caused by Chuck Norris kicking the water.