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Chuck Norris Joke #111

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Kalen

2012-01-16 20:50:28

When Chuck Norris steps on a scale and it reads 205, that's not his weight in pounds....that's how many people he's killed.....since stepping on the scale.

Wtfftw

2012-01-16 02:18:12

Most hand sanitiers say they can kill 99.9% of all bacteria it touches. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the f**k he wants. (BT Dubbs all these other jokes are boring.)

DJ Norris

2012-01-15 14:04:08

One day, Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. The next day, Chuck Norris went out and got it back.

Chuck Norris

2012-01-10 19:46:58

When GOOGLE denied Chuck Norris his own search engine, he persuaded them with a swift kick to the "G". http://chuckoogle.com

B*tch Please

2011-11-16 08:48:12

Wow none of these are funny... and i thought dictoinarys were boring

yeman

2011-11-10 17:27:18

chuck norris doesnt have balls, his balls have chuck norris

Finland

2011-07-08 16:02:17

When Chuck Norris do push upps, he doesn't push him self up, he push the earth down

shawn

2011-07-07 18:34:02

when Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the glass breaks because its not stupid enough to get between chuck norris and chuck norris

hty

2011-04-14 13:16:20

chuck norris is smexy

greyhe

2011-01-28 07:53:31

chuck norris can sqeeze orange juice owt of a banana

aawssd

2011-01-28 07:52:25

chuck norris can reverse a car forward

Steven Seagal

2010-11-09 20:30:27

Chuck Norris doesn't the light on. He turns the dark off.

Shane Franklin Rogers

2010-11-09 19:21:43

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin..... He built that long cabin

Darian DePasquale

2010-11-04 16:55:45

Chuck Norris isn't held to the earth by gravity, the earth is held to Chuck Norris.

Darian DePasquale

2010-11-04 16:54:45

Chuck Norris isn't a man or a female, he's a Chuck Norris.

immortal

2010-11-04 15:44:32

Chuck Norris never lets the wookie win

Djdhjdjx

2010-07-17 13:47:10

Chuck norris Is a fucking man

Domorato

2007-10-25 15:42:56

chuck can defy the laws of everything lol

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:42:19

so Chuck can defy the laws of commercials?

arx

2007-05-11 14:01:01

Chuck Norris CAN beleve it's not butter