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Chuck Norris Joke #110

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Bruce Lee

2012-07-15 10:42:15

To bad because I already kicked Chuck Norris' ass

buckshot

2012-01-06 09:07:26

lies and then.....dissappointment.

moo moo cow!!!

2011-12-01 15:59:57

186,000 results in 0.15 seconds and 3 videos

lillyyy

2011-11-20 15:55:19

LIES! i got 48,600 results with 4 videos as the top results

Death

2011-11-05 22:48:32

Chuck Noris is already dead I just haven't told him yet

adom

2011-11-04 13:10:28

i didn't have sex with chuck norris i made love with chuck norris.

ryan

2011-10-23 22:38:11

if you google search chuck noris getting his ass kicked you will get a error

adrian

2011-05-02 14:41:56

Chuck norris once heard a dead baby joke. He laughed so hard it shook the earth; it is now referred to as its technical term, the japan eaethquake

maddie

2011-05-02 13:11:38

84,000 now!

kevin

2011-03-26 21:15:44

yes there would, About 33,300 results (0.06 seconds)

austin

2011-03-24 16:16:35

i just googled that and got about 40,700 results...maybe my google is broken?

luvstosplooge

2010-11-24 08:14:37

I sneezed once

drew

2010-10-20 20:09:40

Lol because its true

hfhfh

2010-04-26 19:05:57

LIAR!!!!!!

Brennan Graves

2009-12-14 07:48:25

as a matter of fact, you'll find pictures of Chuck Norris getting killed by Bruce Lee

Jrv

2009-11-08 19:03:31

This one sucks because Bruce Lee did

john

2008-11-21 18:02:11

actually they were all true. even the stick figure one.

Austin

2008-06-18 22:46:11

umm i just did and it had a lot of results lol they are all LIES though :)

Chuck Norris

2008-03-19 17:08:42

There's no more results, I roundhouse kicked them all in the face.

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2008-03-05 06:44:57

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DocV

2007-12-12 16:28:22

I got 23,800.

me

2007-12-06 03:47:31

wrong i searched it and it came up with 250000 searches

ChampDog

2007-10-21 07:59:08

I get 200K results

Chuck Norris

2007-03-09 09:26:35

please go kill yourself before I do it for you.