Chuck Norris Joke #110
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Comments:
Bruce Lee
2012-07-15 10:42:15
To bad because I already kicked Chuck Norris' ass
buckshot
2012-01-06 09:07:26
lies and then.....dissappointment.
moo moo cow!!!
2011-12-01 15:59:57
186,000 results in 0.15 seconds and 3 videos
lillyyy
2011-11-20 15:55:19
LIES! i got 48,600 results with 4 videos as the top results
Death
2011-11-05 22:48:32
Chuck Noris is already dead I just haven't told him yet
adom
2011-11-04 13:10:28
i didn't have sex with chuck norris i made love with chuck norris.
ryan
2011-10-23 22:38:11
if you google search chuck noris getting his ass kicked you will get a error
adrian
2011-05-02 14:41:56
Chuck norris once heard a dead baby joke. He laughed so hard it shook the earth; it is now referred to as its technical term, the japan eaethquake
maddie
2011-05-02 13:11:38
84,000 now!
kevin
2011-03-26 21:15:44
yes there would, About 33,300 results (0.06 seconds)
austin
2011-03-24 16:16:35
i just googled that and got about 40,700 results...maybe my google is broken?
luvstosplooge
2010-11-24 08:14:37
I sneezed once
drew
2010-10-20 20:09:40
Lol because its true
hfhfh
2010-04-26 19:05:57
LIAR!!!!!!
Brennan Graves
2009-12-14 07:48:25
as a matter of fact, you'll find pictures of Chuck Norris getting killed by Bruce Lee
Jrv
2009-11-08 19:03:31
This one sucks because Bruce Lee did
john
2008-11-21 18:02:11
actually they were all true. even the stick figure one.
Austin
2008-06-18 22:46:11
umm i just did and it had a lot of results lol they are all LIES though :)
Chuck Norris
2008-03-19 17:08:42
There's no more results, I roundhouse kicked them all in the face.
air compressor
2008-03-05 06:44:57
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DocV
2007-12-12 16:28:22
I got 23,800.
me
2007-12-06 03:47:31
wrong i searched it and it came up with 250000 searches
ChampDog
2007-10-21 07:59:08
I get 200K results
Chuck Norris
2007-03-09 09:26:35
please go kill yourself before I do it for you.
