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Chuck Norris Joke #11

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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jesus

2012-12-05 14:55:20

i just pissed my pants....

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 10:08:00

I love Big O's joke!!!

Big O

2011-05-09 15:06:13

Chuck Norris can stand in a bottomless pit

Nuck Chorris

2010-12-05 21:49:27

death once had a near chuck norris experience

jaketheierl

2010-03-14 18:19:34

They say that Chuck Norris was the first person on earth with aliens, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the aliens in space and thats why we dont see aliens today

jaketheierl

2010-03-14 18:14:25

Chuck Norris's energy drink is the tears of his enemies

House of Chuck

2010-03-14 11:14:14

Chuck Norris can recycle the Recycle Bin.

CheeseCake

2009-09-08 13:42:50

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Wolf

2007-11-22 06:09:27

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

frank stegmaier

2007-10-17 07:54:25

chuck norris shot the sherif but he round house kicked the deputy