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Chuck Norris Joke #109

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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2014-04-11 05:18:25

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Desiree

2012-10-23 08:40:08

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands. They are now calle the islands.

K-Double

2009-12-30 22:33:11

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a bullet proof vest because his chest hairs deflect the bullets

Trixia

2009-06-30 03:55:19

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his ragged good looks and martial arts ability. after obtaining his martial arts ability he roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil couldn't blame him as he should have seen it coming, they now play poker every second wednesday of the month.

Jack

2009-05-23 00:15:15

Chuck Norris had sex in the back of a truck. A drop of his seemen fell and hit the trucks floor, and the seemen morphed into the truckto make it more humanoid. That truck is now known as Octimis Prime.

bamf

2009-03-16 11:00:47

amazing so true both are my heros

Dylan

2007-10-30 12:45:26

Chuck norris did not have a mother he had himself

lefurny

2007-10-09 13:57:49

chuck norris is the reason why there is no such thing as ghost!!!and killed them

Eddie

2007-09-10 15:24:02

Chuck Norris Doesn't T-Bag Woman He Potatoe Sacks Them