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Chuck Norris Joke #108

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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2014-04-09 06:51:48

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samiam

2012-08-20 21:20:11

Chuck Norris didn't kiss snow white to wake her up. Snow white woke up to kiss Chuck Norris

Seh1991

2012-08-19 22:02:07

Chuck Norris nas no chin under his beard, just another fist.

samiam

2012-08-19 21:09:55

Dead people see Chuck Norris

samiam

2012-08-19 21:05:13

Superman can catch a bullet, Chuck Norris can catch Superman

samiam

2012-08-19 21:00:11

Chuck Norris decides if Santa has been naughty or not

jo-mac

2012-01-04 12:26:28

god wanted to create the world in 10 days chuck norris gave him 7

LBBL

2011-12-30 08:00:13

Chuck Norris only gets hurt when he looks into a mirror

y u need ta no all dat?!?!?!?!

2011-08-02 07:12:01

LOL

PORNMASTER

2011-03-30 11:57:54

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris does you

UR MOM

2011-03-04 13:55:57

bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Chuck Norris from the past!

2011-02-02 11:54:40

no Chuck Norris you will die

Chuck Norris

2011-01-12 15:51:53

JORDAN YOU WILL DIE

jordan pearce

2010-07-17 07:40:24

u better check your clorset chuck norris before u go to bed!!!

jordan pearce

2010-07-17 07:37:15

google wont let u search for chuck norris because google knows that u dont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds u !!!hahaha lol

poop

2010-07-03 02:45:34

Chuck Norris isnt scared of water thee water is scared of him!

Danzel

2010-06-16 03:18:52

Chuck Norris can square an onion ring

Kayci

2010-06-03 06:40:33

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris

Joao

2010-05-04 07:14:21

the best one!!

chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.

JA

2009-12-13 17:35:05

A christmas Chuck Norris joke
chuck norris was the fourth wise man. he gave jesus the gift of the beard. he loved it so much that he wore it till the day he died. the other three wise men were so jealous that they agreed to have him written out of the bible. shortly after this they all died of roundhouse-kick related injuries

Lambgod

2009-12-03 19:47:16

Now that was a good joke lol

hggfhfgh

2009-09-25 22:21:51

When you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man something better, Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it

Christie

2009-07-03 22:23:29

when chuck norris jumped in the water, chuck norris didn't get wet. the water got chuck norrised.

paule

2009-03-11 21:43:23

chuck norris won a poker tournament with a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a get out of jail free card from monopoly, a pikachu from the trading card game and a #4 from uno

Mark

2009-03-04 14:13:09

haha

stevo

2007-10-25 18:30:26

if chuck norris is late,,,,time better slow the fuck down!!!

jessica boutilier

2007-10-09 07:19:14

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!!

jessica boutilier

2007-10-09 07:17:40

Everybody loves Raymond,....EXCEPT Chuck Norris

Joseph

2007-08-29 23:59:15

Chuck norris built a time machine to go back in time and stop the JFK assasiation. chuck norris managed to stop all three bullets with his beard. JFK's exploded out of sheer amazment.

Joseph

2007-08-29 23:56:35

Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked someone so har that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed superman while he was flying across the pacific ocean.

Justin M

2007-03-13 11:09:25

Chuck Norris Doesnt have to use his mind to think hee has his hands to make people do it for him.