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Chuck Norris Joke #105

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 10:27:54

As Chuck Norris is doing a flying kick, he looks back at the pilot of the X-15 jet and says, "Quit following me"!

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 10:22:24

Hurricane Katrina did not stop, until it met up with Chuck Norris.

james

2012-04-30 09:30:22

my anus hurts

james

2011-08-18 17:54:45

friend1- hey, you want some Chuck?
friend2- sure, whats in it?
friend1- Norris.
friend2- wha-
(friend1 punches friend2 in the face as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him.)

TOUCHmeSAURUS

2011-07-12 06:28:14

Chuck Norris doesnt need a lawn mower he just stares at the grass and dares it to grow

kikalookooo

2011-07-07 21:34:08

Chuck Norris went near a black whole and he sucked it in his hole... not the mouth man

brandon

2011-06-08 07:04:14

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

bob

2011-01-27 08:13:28

chuck dosen't go swimming water wants to be around chuck norris

bob

2011-01-27 08:11:37

Chuck Norris can burn fire

complainer

2010-10-27 14:23:22

i meant only down there

complainer

2010-10-27 14:22:42

chuck doesent have 12 moons onlt 12 fists

jacob

2010-06-02 23:11:07

a dictionary from 1236 was uncovered. it defined victim as "one who has encountered chuck norris"

your mum

2010-02-13 12:29:21

There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist.

CHRIS

2010-02-05 10:24:59

CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS IN A MIRROR. THE MIRROR BREAKS, NOT BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS UGLY... BUT BECAUSE NOTHING GETS INBETWEEN CHUCK NORRIS AND CHUCK NORRIS.