Chuck Norris Joke #104
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Comments:
Kendall
2013-02-22 17:32:25
Chuck Norris doesn't use the toilet; he looks at it and it sh*ts itself.
Kendall
2013-02-22 17:31:01
Chuck Norris doesn't have a toaster; he stares at bread and it is toast.
Imgunnagityousucka
2012-03-15 14:44:37
When your cable box goes out you get mad. when you get mad you beat a kid in the street. when you beat a kid in the street he runs and tells chuck norris. when he tells chuck norris you get round house kicked in the face.Dont get round house kicked in the face. Dont get round house kicked in the face get direct T.V
Madi
2011-04-17 09:10:44
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up its own crap cuz Chuck Norris dont take no shit from anybody
fukka
2011-03-02 11:41:45
chuck norris can did and will. PERIOD!
B-Dawg
2011-02-13 20:42:49
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Klacker LoL
2011-01-16 09:30:40
Chuck norris evented static electricity. gigity goo.
:-P
2010-12-01 12:39:28
abraham is the only one with something good to say.
Abraham
2010-11-14 21:48:19
One time Chuck Norris vacationed on the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.
Abraham
2010-11-14 21:46:31
The original name of the bible was titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
drew
2010-10-20 20:14:04
so does this one SGT
Johnny
2010-01-02 22:58:13
I agree..
SGT. Sprinkles
2009-11-15 18:02:18
jj, that joke sucked ass
jj
2009-10-25 12:33:36
in football when they run they're not going for the tochdown they're running from chuck norris.