Comments:
Shooter
2011-11-19 19:47:49
When chuck Norris rolls his kayak, he does not go upside down the rest of the universe does
davis
2011-10-25 05:08:06
there is god in heaven, devil in hell and there is chuck noris on earth
e
2011-02-05 20:35:25
Chuck Norris can beat every song on expert on guitar hero 3 at once, with one finger only
bob
2011-01-04 22:09:30
Once Chuck Norris got bitten by a rattlesnake. 3 days latter.......the snake died
bob
2011-01-04 22:07:09
Chuck Norris can sit in a corner of a circular room
cory
2010-12-28 08:01:44
chuck norris is the reason aliens havent invaded earth
larry
2010-11-25 13:47:46
chuck norris doesnt worship god........,god worships chuck norris
duude
2010-11-25 13:42:09
chuck norris is so scary he can make water flinch
Julien
2010-11-19 21:32:00
haha, i just made this one up ,One day chuck norris step'ed in dog shit 4 times....2 hours later dogs became extinct ,because Chuck Norris dosent take shit from anybody
cameron
2010-11-04 15:29:31
chuck norris can start a fire with two ice cubes
Josh
2010-10-16 08:38:16
In grown toenails cut out chuck norris!
Cameron
2010-08-09 01:03:12
sharks have chuck norris week
Cameron
2010-08-09 01:02:35
chuck norris once punched a moose so hard it turned into a deer
blake
2010-06-05 02:58:38
chuck norris can make onions cry.
dustin
2010-02-01 16:41:56
some people can kill 2 birds with 1 stone chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
j
2010-01-05 06:03:35
the bus waits 4 chuck norris
tman
2009-07-26 19:30:11
chuck norris can lock u in a motorcycle and he can flip the lightswitch and be in bed before the lights turn off and even if u cant see chuck norris hes still there and if u can see chuck norris its to late and chuck norris doesnt sleep he just lais thre waiting and chuck norris doesnt eat 5 dollar foot longs he just inhales them along with jared and subway
Air
2009-03-19 18:16:04
Chuck Norris is the reason we can't find Bobby Fisher.
hahaha
2008-11-06 11:31:31
chuck norris can cut in line .... , then the line starts to bleed
Johnny
2008-05-18 17:00:15
I got one Chuck Norris won a staring match with a statue
Impossible
2008-01-04 22:53:29
Once upon a time the Devil Challenged Chuck Norris for hell and Norris simply said "Fuck you." and Roundhouse Kicked him outta hell.
Domorato
2007-10-26 09:36:04
i wish people stopped posting jokes already on here and made up their own..
jught
2007-08-23 01:47:17
i wonder where you got that joke from
David
2007-05-21 15:57:25
hey i got a chuck norris joke for ya. When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised