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Chuck Norris Joke #102

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Shooter

2011-11-19 19:47:49

When chuck Norris rolls his kayak, he does not go upside down the rest of the universe does

davis

2011-10-25 05:08:06

there is god in heaven, devil in hell and there is chuck noris on earth

e

2011-02-05 20:35:25

Chuck Norris can beat every song on expert on guitar hero 3 at once, with one finger only

bob

2011-01-04 22:09:30

Once Chuck Norris got bitten by a rattlesnake. 3 days latter.......the snake died

bob

2011-01-04 22:07:09

Chuck Norris can sit in a corner of a circular room

cory

2010-12-28 08:01:44

chuck norris is the reason aliens havent invaded earth

larry

2010-11-25 13:47:46

chuck norris doesnt worship god........,god worships chuck norris

duude

2010-11-25 13:42:09

chuck norris is so scary he can make water flinch

Julien

2010-11-19 21:32:00

haha, i just made this one up ,One day chuck norris step'ed in dog shit 4 times....2 hours later dogs became extinct ,because Chuck Norris dosent take shit from anybody

cameron

2010-11-04 15:29:31

chuck norris can start a fire with two ice cubes

Josh

2010-10-16 08:38:16

In grown toenails cut out chuck norris!

Cameron

2010-08-09 01:03:12

sharks have chuck norris week

Cameron

2010-08-09 01:02:35

chuck norris once punched a moose so hard it turned into a deer

blake

2010-06-05 02:58:38

chuck norris can make onions cry.

dustin

2010-02-01 16:41:56

some people can kill 2 birds with 1 stone chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

j

2010-01-05 06:03:35

the bus waits 4 chuck norris

tman

2009-07-26 19:30:11

chuck norris can lock u in a motorcycle and he can flip the lightswitch and be in bed before the lights turn off and even if u cant see chuck norris hes still there and if u can see chuck norris its to late and chuck norris doesnt sleep he just lais thre waiting and chuck norris doesnt eat 5 dollar foot longs he just inhales them along with jared and subway

Air

2009-03-19 18:16:04

Chuck Norris is the reason we can't find Bobby Fisher.

hahaha

2008-11-06 11:31:31

chuck norris can cut in line .... , then the line starts to bleed

Johnny

2008-05-18 17:00:15

I got one Chuck Norris won a staring match with a statue

Impossible

2008-01-04 22:53:29

Once upon a time the Devil Challenged Chuck Norris for hell and Norris simply said "Fuck you." and Roundhouse Kicked him outta hell.

Domorato

2007-10-26 09:36:04

i wish people stopped posting jokes already on here and made up their own..

jught

2007-08-23 01:47:17

i wonder where you got that joke from

David

2007-05-21 15:57:25

hey i got a chuck norris joke for ya. When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised