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Chuck Norris Joke #101

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Sexlink

2013-09-11 12:17:06

8707723371 call me for a good time, im so horny if i dont answer leave me a message and i promise to return the call as soon as i get it;)

Sexlink

2013-09-11 12:16:55

8707723371 call me for a good time, im so horny if i dont answer leave me a message and i promise to return the call as soon as i get it;)

person

2013-04-11 07:28:44

germ x can kill 99.9% of all germs. chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.

dann0man

2012-12-17 07:35:33

when god said let there be light chuck norris said please

slutmcbutt

2012-12-15 07:19:11

if you think cuck norris is better give it a liek if you think bruse lee is better give i a dislike and if you thought bruse lee is better be waiting for chuck norris to pucnch you in the face that your blood bleeds

slutmcbutt

2012-12-15 07:16:50

hehe chuck norris

chuck norris

2012-12-15 07:16:26

chuck norris has alredy been to mars so thats why theres nosing of life there

slutmcbutt

2012-12-15 07:15:22

when superman gets angry he turns into hulk when hulk gets angry he turns into chuck norris when chuck norris gets angry RUN!!!!!!

slutmcbutt

2012-12-15 07:12:57

if you know the saying killing two birds with one stone but chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

slutmcbutt

2012-12-15 07:11:13

chuck norris will punch you in the face so hard that your blood will bleed

carly

2012-12-15 07:07:36

chuck norris dosnt call the wrong number you anser the wrong phone

carly

2012-12-15 07:07:31

chuck norris dosnt call the wrong number you anser the wrong phone

pussy pounder

2012-11-24 17:27:38

I'm a sexy slut frm texas looking for a tight fucking plz I want a 12 incher sliding down my tight pussy

fuck dis shit and start runnin

2012-11-24 17:24:45

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magic heppens

2012-11-24 17:21:39

Chuck norris picked a apple frm a bannana tree and made lemonade

gen faherty

2011-11-29 19:33:21


Superman and Chuck Norris had a pillow fight the loser had to where his underwear outside of his pants.

goldie

2011-07-13 06:51:09

Every time Chuck Norris blinks, something explodes.

jc

2011-03-20 14:42:26

i think this joke is dumb

Klacker lOl

2010-09-05 17:00:25

Chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes

sumwun

2010-09-04 17:02:38

No,Douglas. Chuck Norris can't die,remember?

blah

2010-05-25 17:44:18

that is re-turded!

damn

2009-09-14 18:28:58

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he just waits.

Douglas

2009-09-14 16:17:24

When Chuck Norris plays video games, he has unlimited lives. Aliens do Exist. they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack us.

kobe kob

2007-11-18 13:10:22

oo shit lmao!