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Chuck Norris Joke #10

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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regenald

2011-06-03 14:41:27

I have a shitload of these jokes

Chuck Norris makes onions cry...

Chuck Norris is so beast he grows weed on farmville and sell it on mafia wars.....

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you through the computer...

Chuck Norris doesent swim he beats up the water till it takes him were he wants to go....

One of Chuck Norrises punches equal to a tomahawk coming straight to your nuts at mock 3 speed...

Chuck Norris taught red bull how to make wings....

James Hetfield

2011-04-19 18:15:17

How much wood could Chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? If Chuck Norris could chuck wood, wood would not excist.

your mom

2011-02-23 15:32:57

when chuck norris went to verjen island and came out it was just called island

Chuck Norris

2011-02-01 12:21:11

Stop makin jokes about me already i lost in a fight vs bruce lee so shut it already with the jokes about me god

@13X

2011-01-04 16:03:14

chuck inset scared of ghosts ghosts are scare of chuck!!

LOL

2010-08-08 20:08:40

If you spelled Chuck Norris in search wrong,it doesn't say "Do you mean:Chuck Norris," it says "Run Away Before He Catches You!"

Bravonator

2010-07-05 01:11:20

There is no such thing as the atom bomb. Just Chuck Norris skydiving without a parachute.

winsniper

2010-06-28 14:53:43

bigfoot has a grainey video of chuck norris.

if you catch a glimpse of chuck norris in your mirror you may be closer to death than you appear.

CHUCK NORRIS

2010-06-10 19:25:26

when chuck norris bangs a guy it doesn't mean he is gay. it means he ran out of girls!

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:04:15

I know people have been killed by the dreaded roundhouse. respect the dead who have fallen to the roundhouse O' death

stud muffin

2010-03-01 15:18:49

when chuck norris does push ups, he dosen't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

hyperbatix

2008-04-26 23:24:00

Chuck Norris brings his women to orgasm by pointing his finger at them and saying "booya!"

hyperbatix

2008-04-26 23:19:18

Chuck Norris can create fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

Loser_776

2008-04-26 03:24:27

Chunk Norris is so white that even the KKK is scared of Him!!

kevin

2008-04-10 05:55:23

chuck norris's IQ can only be expressed as a sideways 8

hoe-p

2007-12-27 23:55:04

Chuck Norris doesnt reach super-stardom...super-stardom reaches Chuck Norris

hoe-p

2007-12-27 23:49:14

50 cent doesnt wear a bulletproof vest...he wears Chuck Norris

Jakey-poo

2007-12-27 23:48:09

If you ever have a dream about beating up Chuck Norris....please wake up and apologize like you were One Republic

hoe-p

2007-12-27 23:40:19

Chuck Norris doesnt celebrate christmas because without him there would be no jesus

jakey poo

2007-12-27 23:39:02

Chuck Norris could beat the Patriots....

Jakey poo

2007-12-27 23:36:47

Chuck Norris does not play Guitar Hero....He is the Guitar Hero

falopond

2007-12-27 23:29:10

Chuck Norris uses wasabi for toothpaste.

bob

2007-10-25 08:03:38

Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He just has an extra leg.

bob

2007-10-25 08:03:27

Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He just has an extra leg.

Rickaaaaaaay

2007-09-28 12:29:44

wow...... OMG its chuck!!!!!!! AUGGGGGGGHHH!!!!

human

2007-08-14 20:22:33

chuck norrsi's sperm is so fertile that on the third day that god was creatin the world, chuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face used it to create all life.

billy bob thorton

2007-04-04 11:51:54

u guys suck at jokes on chuck norris i hav one i just made up 2 sec ago....


THE USA DIDN'T DROP THE A BOMB ON JAPAN CHUCK
NORRIS DROPED THE SOAP!

Jibo

2007-03-19 12:10:19

Chuck Norris rhymes with orange